Oohhh boy - *rubs front paws together with glee* - only two more days 'til Christmas. Today is Christmas Eve, Eve
That's right, only two days left before the Big Guy in Red stops by my house with nip mice and treats.
I CAN'T WAIT!
Okay, so I actually can. Wait, I mean. It's not like I have a choice, anyway. The calendar is what it is, and Christmas is still two days away.
This Christmas is gonna be different from others, for sure. Due to COVID travel restrictions, I haven't been able to use my teleportation device, so this year there are no Christmas adventures for me. I did consider firin' up the ol' flyin' fryin' pan anyway and flyin' right past the border patrols and stuff, but...
BUT IT WOULD BE WRONG.
So I didn't.
I also briefly considered doin' a little time-travellin' and travellin' back in time to a pre-pandemic world, but...
BUT THAT WOULD BE WRONG, TOO.
So I didn't.
Didn't wanna risk startin' a pandemic up in some other time. Can you IMAGINE bein' responsible for somethin' like that? My gosh, I'd end up on Santa's naughty list for eternity, never to see the Big Guy in Red, again.
Oh, you should have seen 'em today. TWO blue jays perched on either side of a feeder not meant for birds the size of blue jays, at all, treatin' it like a seesaw or somethin' and dumpin' all the bird seed out.
That, too, IS WRONG, but hey, I'M not arguin' with a couple squawky jays.
So this year, besides those blue jays who are stickin' around, I'll be spendin' Christmas at home and all alone...
Well with the peeps, I suppose, but I won't be cavorting with Rudolf or Santa or any elves...
Which is a good thing, in a way, 'cause let me tell ya, ELVES CAN GET AWFULLY CRANKY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR.
It's the stress of havin' to make all those toys on a tight deadline and then havin' to wrap 'em all up.
But even though I have no adventures on the go on account of my STAYIN' THE BLAZES HOME just like Premier McNeil says we should do, I can always share some Christmas adventures from years, past. Right? RIGHT.
So here you are, my friends. Here are some of my adventures from the many Christmases that have come before. ENJOY!
The Santa Sack, part I, and The Santa Sack, part II, 2019
'Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2018
The Shelf Elf, 2017
Santa's Mail Train and Mason to the Rescue, 2017
Reindeer Dust and Seville Saves Christmas, 2016
The Mysterious Ornament, 2015
The Naughty List, 2014
Home in Time for Christmas, 2013
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MY FRIENDS.
Remember to mask up, too.
Love the naughty list card! Merry Christmas from all of us!ReplyDelete
You are a wise kitty. I hope you and the peeps have a m erry Christmas and a happy, healthy new year! XOReplyDelete
We are sure glad to have some of your past adventures to read, Sivvers, 'cause we're staying home, too! Merry Christmas to you and the peeps! XOReplyDelete
Awww, you guys have the best adventures. And who knows, there might well be one come leaping out of a cup board, at you, like the mysterious supersized tin of cat food that teleported into my living room just now. Now that in itself wouldn;t have been so strange, as Mrs H has a hibit of bulk buying, it was the flashing pink light on top that caught my eye, well, that and it nearly landing on my toe. A flat toe definitely would have caught my eye, and toe, Mouses!ReplyDelete
Anyways, till later, maybe we can get to gether in your time machine some time, and thus avoid covid lockdown???
ERin & Mrs H, also known as the housekeeper formerly known as Mrs H, and the Housekeeper to be known as Mrs H — gee, time travel is plain ol' confussing, MOL
And we are staying the blazes home!
Merry Christmas to you and your family ! PurrsReplyDelete
Merry Christmouse to you all.ReplyDelete
Meowy Christmas Friends!ReplyDelete