Oohhh boy - *rubs front paws together with glee* - only two more days 'til Christmas. Today is Christmas Eve, Eve
That's right, only two days left before the Big Guy in Red stops by my house with nip mice and treats.
I CAN'T WAIT!
Okay, so I actually can. Wait, I mean. It's not like I have a choice, anyway. The calendar is what it is, and Christmas is still two days away.
This Christmas is gonna be different from others, for sure. Due to COVID travel restrictions, I haven't been able to use my teleportation device, so this year there are no Christmas adventures for me. I did consider firin' up the ol' flyin' fryin' pan anyway and flyin' right past the border patrols and stuff, but...
BUT IT WOULD BE WRONG.
So I didn't.
I also briefly considered doin' a little time-travellin' and travellin' back in time to a pre-pandemic world, but...
BUT THAT WOULD BE WRONG, TOO.
So I didn't.
Didn't wanna risk startin' a pandemic up in some other time. Can you IMAGINE bein' responsible for somethin' like that? My gosh, I'd end up on Santa's naughty list for eternity, never to see the Big Guy in Red, again.
Oh, you should have seen 'em today. TWO blue jays perched on either side of a feeder not meant for birds the size of blue jays, at all, treatin' it like a seesaw or somethin' and dumpin' all the bird seed out.
That, too, IS WRONG, but hey, I'M not arguin' with a couple squawky jays.
So this year, besides those blue jays who are stickin' around, I'll be spendin' Christmas at home and all alone...
Well with the peeps, I suppose, but I won't be cavorting with Rudolf or Santa or any elves...
Which is a good thing, in a way, 'cause let me tell ya, ELVES CAN GET AWFULLY CRANKY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR.
It's the stress of havin' to make all those toys on a tight deadline and then havin' to wrap 'em all up.
But even though I have no adventures on the go on account of my STAYIN' THE BLAZES HOME just like Premier McNeil says we should do, I can always share some Christmas adventures from years, past. Right? RIGHT.
So here you are, my friends. Here are some of my adventures from the many Christmases that have come before. ENJOY!
The Shelf Elf, 2017
The Mysterious Ornament, 2015
The Naughty List, 2014
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MY FRIENDS.
Remember to mask up, too.