Wednesday, 15 August 2018

gimme, gimme, gimme

Gimme, gimme, gimme.

Gimme some treats, man.

I mean, Peepers.

I mean...

Please?

Yeah, that's it.  Gimme some treats, please.  'CAUSE I REALLY NEED THE TREATS.  MOUSES!

Earlier that evenin'...

Gimme, gimme, gimme.

GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.

GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.

Just a wee bit more there, Peepers.  Just a tad.

That's a tad?

Hmmm...

Just a wee bit MORE than a tad, then.

Please.

Okay, so when I say wee, I actually mean more than...  Than that.  Another leaf, please.

That's a leaf?  I can barely see it!  I'm havin' to squint, and everythin'.


Okay, so how 'bout several leaves?  Yeah, several more leaves.  Several more leaves that are bigger than that.

PEEPERS, DON'T BE STINGY WITH THE NIP.

MOUSES!

And so it was, after the peep brought in fresh sprigs of catnip for all of us cats.

I, of course, ate mine with delight.

That's right, I ate it.  I literally ate it.  Every last bite.

And then I needed more.

So I went over and ate Mason's, too.

Silly girl, all she did was sniff hers.

Oh sure, she sniffed it a lot.  But she didn't use up all the scent with her sniffin'.  Nope, it still smelled like catnip, for sure.

Little wrinkled, perhaps, but worth eatin', nonetheless.

And THANKFULLY, she didn't slobber all over it.

FYI, slobber is the reason I did NOT even attempt to eat Andy's when he was through with his.

MOUSES!

But anyway...

But anyway, do you know what happens to a kitty when a kitty eats two fresh sprigs of the nip?  Two sprigs, plus a few extra leaves, said kitty manages to get his peep to give him.

Well...

WELL A KITTY GETS THE MUNCHIES, for sure.

MOUSES!

Which is why I am now IN NEED of some treats.

GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.

PEEPERS, GIMME SOME TREATS.

Please.

MOUSES!