One more sleep, as they say. Yup, there's one more sleep 'til Hallowe'en.
But on the other paw...
On the other paw, peeps might say one more sleep but I, Seville the Cat, should probably say it's more like uh...
Well...
Hmmm...
Seven. Yup, there are seven more sleeps 'til Hallowe'en.
What can I say? I'm a cat. I take a lot of naps.
MOUSES!
And speakin' of sleepin'...
And speakin' of sleepin', last night, I had the most horrible dream. It was a totally terrifyin' dream, to be sure. A nightmare, I do believe.
Last night, I dreamt that my newly opened package of treats was empty.
MOUSES!
I'll tell you, my friends, I woke up in a sweat. I ran to the kitchen to see if it was true. To see if some peep had eaten my treats.
Thankfully, I found the package still full. Whew! That was a close one, for sure.
MOUSES!
And speakin' of treats...
And speakin' of treats, I noticed a newly opened box of those teeny tiny chocolate bars on the counter, yesterday.
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
That's right, Peepers. I was up on the counter. I go up there, sometimes. Actually, quite a lot. Deal with it, my peep. Deal.
MOUSES!
But my point is, it was a NEWLY opened box of Hallowe'en treats. A new box to replace the previous one.
And it's not yet Hallowe'en.
MOUSES!
And speakin' of boxes...
And speakin' of boxes, those boxes Hallowe'en treats come in are TOTALLY USELESS for nappin'. They're way too flimsy and weak.
Gosh darn it, a kitty tries to curl up inside of one and the sides all collapse before said kitty can even fall asleep, leavin' a big ol' mess of squished up and squashed Hallow'en treats.
MOUSES!
And speakin' of squished...
And speakin' of squished...
Hmmm...
Yeah, I've got nothin' for that.
MOUSES!
BUT WHAT I DO HAVE is a list of all my Hallowe'en adventures from Hallowe'ens past. I know I posted 'em on Sunday, but if you missed that post OR IF YOU WANNA READ 'EM AGAIN, I'll post 'em once more.
'Cause remember, only seven more naps 'til it's...
Wait for it...
HALLOWE'EN!
2014: The Broom Closet
2015: A Hallowe'en Adventure
2015: And Now, the Conclusion
2016: The Hallowe'en Visitor
2017: The Hallowe'en Ball
2018: The Contest
2019: The Haunting
Hope you have a Happy Halloween! XO
ReplyDeleteHmm. What happened to those treats that replaced the missing treats in that flimsy box, Sivvers? We bet your peep has no idea. Amiright? MOL
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