"Awww... MOUSES! Who is that blockin' my driveway? And I was just gonna send the peep out on a treat run."
Looking out his office window, Seville leaned forward to get a better look at the large, orange object in the driveway. "Hmmm... A better question might be, WHAT is that blockin' the driveway? MOUSES!"
"HEY ANDY! YOU ORDER AN ORANGE CAR ON E-BAY OR SOMETHIN'?"
"Well I'm not gonna just sit here and do nothin'. I'm gonna head on out there, and tell whomever is drivin' that thing, to get their moused-up, orange vehicle outta my way." Slamming the door on his way out, Seville stomped down the driveway. "Hope it's not some kinda clown car," he murmured to himself. "Those things freak me out. MOUSES!"
Considering the possibility of a carload of clowns sitting in his driveway, Seville approached the orange object with trepidation. "They had best not jump out at me," he muttered. "Nothin' worse than a bunch of clowns, jumpin' out at you, and..."
"WHAT THE MOUSES?" Seville stopped in his tracks at the sight before his eyes. There, in his very own driveway, was his sister, Mason, chatting away with a couple of weasels, undoubtedly sent by the Weasel Syndicate. "Mason, why, pray tell, are you cavortin' with weasels? MOUSES!"
Mason rolled her eyes. "We're not cavorting, Seville. We're just finishing up a little business," and with that, she pawed a piece of plastic over to one of the vermin.
"That had better not be the peep's credit card, Mason. Peep #1 said we were to stop usin' it when dealing with unsavoury characters." One of the weasels raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, you heard me right," Seville sneered. "YOU are an unsavoury character, for sure."
"OH-KAY..." and Mason turned back to the weasels. Smiling, she held out a paw. "Looks like we're all done here. As always, it was a pleasure doing business with you."
After vigorously shaking Mason's outreached paw, the lead weasel turned toward the other, and together, they scurried down the driveway, chuckling away to themselves.
"Are you serious, Mason? Doin' business with the Syndicate? Givin' them money? For this... This... THIS..." Seville narrowed his eyes. "What the mouses is this, anyway? It looks like a pumpkin, to me."
"That's because it is a pumpkin, Seville. I am now the proud owner of one giant-sized, orange pumpkin. Isn't it beautiful?"
"It's a pumpkin. A pumpkin, Mason. A PUMPKIN! WHAT THE MOUSES ARE YOU DOIN', BUYING A GIANT-SIZED PUMPKIN? When this thing starts to rot, it's gonna attract rats and mice, for sure."
"Mice!" and Mason snapped her claws. "I need mice. Now, where's the best place to look for a couple of mice? Seville, you have some mouse friends. Where do they usually hang out?"
"And they say I'M the weird one."
"Who says you're weird, Seville?"
"Well you, for starters. Mason, I'll repeat my question. What the mouses are you doin', buying a giant-sized pumpkin? And why the mouses are you searchin' through the compost pile now?" He held up a paw. "Don't tell me. You're lookin' for mice. Of course. MOUSES!"
Mason turned toward her brother. Holding up a small mouse by its tail, a broad smile formed across her face. "Hold onto this," she instructed Seville. "I need one more."
Now holding the mouse himself, Seville looked at it closely. "Is that you, Norman?" The mouse shook his head and squeaked out a negative reply.
Moments later, Mason returned with a second mouse. She tucked its tail under one of her hind legs, and taking back the first mouse from Seville, she tucked its tail under her other hind leg, leaving her front paws free to rub them together with glee. "I'm almost all set! This is going to be great."
Shaking his head, Seville let out a long sigh. "Sisters. MOUSES!"
As if in reply, the mice squeaked in unison.
"I don't need any help from you two," Seville told the mice. "You, on the other paw, might need some help from me."
The mice nodded in agreement.
"Mason, Mason, Mason... WHAT THE MOUSES ARE YOU PLANNING NOW?"
"It's the Hallowe'en Ball, Seville. The Hallowe'en Ball!" and a far-off look crossed Mason's face. "This year is MY year to win first place for the best costume at the Hallowe'en Ball. I'm going as Cinderella, in case you hadn't yet figured it out."
"Cinderella?" Seville squawked. "Ah, I see it now. The pumpkin that turns into a carriage. The mice - they're the pawmen or somethin', right? All you need now, is a Prince Charming."
"No, Seville. All I need now, is a knife."
"A knife? You're gonna stab Prince Charming? You're goin' to the ball as a murderous Cinderella? Like that guy in the movies with the hockey mask and stuff? You're gonna turn a lovely fairy tail into a horror story, Mason? Again I must question why they call ME the weird one. MOUSES!"
"You are weird, Seville. I need a knife to carve the pumpkin. I need to carve it into a carriage, because it's not like I have a fairy godmother with a magic wand to do it for me."
"You could always ask the peep for help," suggested Seville.
"I can do this myself," and with that, Mason ran into the house. Moments later, she returned with a carving knife in tow.
Mason walked around the pumpkin several times, examining it carefully. Seville and the two mice watched her, shaking their heads in dismay. Every now and then Mason would let out an "Uh-huh," or a "Hmmm..." under her breath. Finally, she stopped in her tracks and declared, "I think I shall begin carving right here." Holding the knife high with both front paws, she brought it down, stabbing the pumpkin with a mighty thrust.
Right before their eyes, the pumpkin let out a loud swoosh of air, and slowly began to deflate.
"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Mason screamed.
"This is what happens when you do business with weasels, Mason. Those vermin sold you a lemon."
One of the mice tugged on Seville's fur. The cat bent down so that the mouse could whisper in his ear. "You're right, there, little feller. They didn't sell her a lemon. I think it was some sort of round, inflatable thing." The mouse nodded his head in agreement.
"WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" Mason wailed. "The ball is on Tuesday. It's too late to come up with another costume. Ohhhhhh...." she sobbed. "This is the going to be the WORST Hallowe'en, EVER," and stomping her paws, she wailed a little more.
"It's not the end of the world there, Sis. There'll be other Hallowe'en Balls. There'll be other..."
"Wait a minute," and Mason grabbed Seville by the whiskers. "YOU'RE orange."
"Yeah, but I'm not a pumpkin, Mason. Don't be silly. Don't be..." Seville stopped mid-sentence. "Mason... I'm not liking that look on your face."
"Of all the moused-up, stupid ideas. I will NEVER live this down. I'm gonna be the laughing stock of the neighbourhood. I'm gonna be..."
"Shhhh..." hissed Mason. "Carriages aren't supposed to talk."
Into the ballroom strode Seville, with the two mice - now dressed in costumes suitable for footmen - perched on top of his head, right between his ears. And there was Mason, sitting on his back, wearing glass slippers on her paws, and a sparkling emerald collar around her neck.
"How you ever talked me into this," Seville grumbled, "I'll never know. And starting first thing tomorrow morning, Mason, YOU, my dear sister, are goin' on a diet. MOUSES!"
Have a super spectacular Halloween!ReplyDelete
Noodle and crew
I always do! PURRSDelete
MOL! There probably has never been a Halloween quite like that one!!!ReplyDelete
True. Hallowe'en gets crazier AND CRAZIER every year. purrsDelete
MOL MOL! Happy Meowloween!ReplyDelete
And a VERY HAPPY MEOWLOWEEN to you, too, my friends. purrsDelete
I bet you made a beautiful carriage, Seville. Did Mason get any photos? Hahaha.ReplyDelete
She didn't, I'm afraid. purrsDelete
Now that is an image I would have paid to see, so glad you were on first name terms with them mice else they might not have been so amenable!ReplyDelete
Pays to get to know the mice in the neighbourhood. purrsDelete
That was pretty weasely of those darn weasels! But you're the best brofur in the world Seville to support Mason (literally!)ReplyDelete
Yup... LITERALLY. Hehehehee... MOUSES!Delete
Dear Mr Seville,ReplyDelete
First happy howl-ween...and howl with laughing is what Mommy did when she read your story! I, Marvelous, would have paid good Money to see you with your Sister on your back and mice on your head!
Did you win first prize?
A brother has gotta do what a brother has gotta do. purrsDelete
Happy Halloween ! PurrsReplyDelete
And a VERY HAPPY HALLOWE'EN to you, too! purrsDelete
OMC!!! Who knew you have such incredible hallow-weenie holidays ever!!ReplyDelete
We do kinda go all out here on Hallowe'en. The peeps don't, but we cats most certainly do. purrsDelete
Those weasles sure ripped Mason off, Seville! I hope she gets the peep's money back. Tee hee hee! But you sure were a sport by humoring your sisfur & being her ride to the ball. I think she owes you all her treats for that! I hope ia great time was had by all! Paw high fives! -Valentine (& Mom) of Noir Kitty MewsReplyDelete
With weasels, a cat never gets his/her money back. Buyer beware and sold "as is" and all that stuff. MOUSES!Delete
Quick thinking Mason. Glad you could put Seville's orange furs to work.ReplyDelete
Hey! I can hear you, you know. My pumpkin carriage impression was embarrassing enough. PURRSDelete
You are such a good brother :) Damn those weasels though. XOReplyDelete
Yup, weasels will be weasels... UNFORTUNATELY. MOUSES!Delete