a super scary decoration

Hey Peepers!  Whatcha up to?

Nothin', huh?

Hmmm...

Why?  Why was I wantin' to know what you were doin'?

Well...

Hmmm...

Okay, so it's like this, Peepers: Tuesday is Hallowe'en.

Yeah, yeah...  I know Hallowe'en is for the kiddies.  I know, kiddies, not kitties.  Don't you be worryin' about me.  Saffron and I will be inside, snug as a couple of bugs.  Not that we ever are bugs, by the way, but of course that goes without sayin'.  But we'll be inside long before the kiddies start goin' door to door, lookin' to score themselves some candy.

But uh...

Well...

Well I was thinkin'...

Actually, Saffron and I were both thinkin'.  YES, we do do that sometimes.  There's no need to make that kinda face.

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But the thing is, Peepers, Saffy and I were thinkin'...

Again with the face.

SAFFRON AND I WERE BOTH THINKIN' that since you haven't put up any Hallowe'en decorations to make the house look all scary and whatnot, we kinda thought...

Well we figured...

We kinda figured and thought...

Okay, so it's like this: Saffron and I have decided that if you don't bother usin' a comb on your hair Tuesday mornin'...  Not that anyone will actually notice, mind you.  BUT if you don't bother combin' your hair AND you don't bother with any makeup AND you maybe get dressed up in a long black skirt or dress...

Well...

WELL WE'RE PRETTY SURE we can pass YOU off as a super duper scary Hallowe'en decoration.

Not that anyone's likely to notice the difference.

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What?  What did I say?  

Oh come on there, Peepers.  Don't go off in a huff.

Gosh darn it, I see we're gonna have to pass her off as an OVERLY SENSITIVE, super duper scary Hallowe'en decoration, for sure.

Maybe a troll, rather than a witch.  I've heard trolls are an overly sensitive lot.

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Wait!  Wait a minute, my friends.  WAIT ONE MINUTE there, if you will.  If you've been thinkin' about all the adventures I've had on Hallowe'ens past, why not check 'em out as an extra special Hallowe'en treat for yourself?  I'll make a list of 'em right here.  Right in one spot.

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Hallowe'en 2014:  The Broom Closet

Hallowe'en 2015:  A Hallowe'en Adventure & And Now, the Conclusion

Hallowe'en 2016:  The Hallowe'en Visitor

Hallowe'en 2017:  The Hallowe'en Ball

Hallowe'en 2018:  The Contest

Hallowe'en 2019:  The Haunting

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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

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Remember to mask up, too.