Wednesday 1 November 2023

one


One.


ONE.


One.


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I know, I know...  I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinkin' that I'm thinkin' about how I, Seville the Cat, am number one.


Well...


Well to tell you the truth, I can see how you might be thinkin' that.  I mean, I, Seville the Cat, AM number one.  So yeah, one might very well think I think about my bein' number one much of the time.  And to tell you the truth again, I do.  I mean, OF COURSE I do.  I'm number one!  Hard not to think 'bout how you're number one when you are, in fact, numero uno, number one.


No, I'm not bein' redundant.  It's just that the fact that I'm number one bears repeatin', you see.


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But back to the subject at paw.  Back to what I was thinkin' about today.  And today, my bein' number one is not what I was thinkin' about at all.


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Okay, so I admit it, NOW THAT YOU'VE REMINDED ME - like I needed bein' reminded - 'bout how I'm number one, I AM, in fact, thinkin' about how I'm number one, for sure.  But earlier on?  Nah, earlier on I was thinkin' about somethin' else, to be sure.


Pardon me?  You're wonderin' if I was thinkin' about how Peepers is my Peep #1?


Nah, I wasn't thinkin' about the peep, either.  My tummy's full, I have no spots needin' to be scratched, and I just came in from outside.  There's no need for the peep to even be on my mind.


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Okay, do you give up?  Do you give up tryin' to guess why I was thinkin' about the number one?


Well...


Well I was lookin' at the temperature on the ol' computer screen here, and it says that currently, the temperature outside is one.


One.


ONE.


One.


AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN', MY FRIENDS...


ONE DEGREE CELSIUS IS SUPER CHILLY, INDEED.


Good thing Saffy and I stopped sheddin' a while back and started to let our winter coats grow in.


'CAUSE OCTOBER FLEW THE COOP AND NOVEMBER HAS BROUGHT THE CHILLY OL' WINTER WEATHER OUR WAY, FOR SURE.


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.

8 comments:

  1. Sometime the number one isn't the best of all Seville.

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  2. Sivvers, you truly are number one when it comes to being right. And one degree IS mighty cold! We're supposed to get down to -1 celsius tonight. On the plus side, at least the stinkin' mosquitoes will be gone until next year. MOUSES!

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  3. Not only was it -5 here last night, it was snowing. Yikes!
    Stay warm and cozy, OK?!

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  4. YEOW..dood..and we thinked it waz brizk heer in TT…we haz had
    snowz all reddy πŸ™€πŸ˜ΌπŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬

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  5. Boy Seville, Brian sure did tell the other side of #1, but where you are concerned you're the good #1. And we all know it with you. XX

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  6. One degree is at least 19 degrees too few for my liking! One or not, I should have your peep, #1, who is technically #2, warm up the heating a tad there in your office, Seville. And only when it is balmy and bright should you consider shedding a cloth or hair. ;)
    ERin

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