Whoa, Nelly! WHOA, NELLY!!! There are some things a kitty can never unsee.
What the mouses are you doin' there, Peepers? You wanna terrorise the kiddies, this Hallowe'en?
What do you mean, what do you mean? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
But I thought...
But it seemed...
I was so sure.
Gosh golly and darn it, a kitty sees his peep first thing in the mornin' before she's combed her hair and washed her face, and the next thing you know, SAID KITTY IS GETTIN' IN TROUBLE FOR THINKIN' THE UNCOMBED AND UNWASHED FRIGHTENIN' MESS BEFORE HIM IS A HALLOWE'EN COSTUME.
And to be fair, she did look super scary.
So Hallowe'en is comin' up this weekend and it's lookin' like it's gonna be a lot different from other years, for sure. For one thing, peeps have been wearin' masks for the last few months, so puttin' on a Hallowe'en mask is gonna be like...
Like your normal day when grocery shoppin'.
Although truth be told, perhaps had Peepers been wearin' a mask this mornin', she wouldn't have scared me half to death when I saw her.
Good thing the litter box was nearby.
And speakin' of litter boxes...
Not MY fault what I deposited in it is frightening.
But alas, my friends, I'm afraid there's no Hallowe'en adventure this year on account of flyin' fryin' pan and teleportation - not to mention broomstick - travel restrictions. Plus, with social distancin' and limits on gatherings, the Weasel Syndicate's activities have been placed on hold for the mo. Of course, this is a good thing, even if a little boring, so...
So I thought to myself, what better way to enjoy Hallowe'en than by readin' some of my Hallowe'en adventures from Hallowe'ens past?
Did you know they say that if you say Hallowe'en three times in a row, somethin' super scary and grotesque will appear?
At least that's what I've heard.
Guess it's not true though. Must be nothin' more than some kinda urban legend.
Sorry 'bout that. It was just Peepers walkin' into the room.
But back to the topic at paw: my past Hallowe'en adventures. I'm includin' the links to adventures of Hallowe'ens past, so feel free to pull up a chair and click on a link, and you'll be magically transported to a frightfully fun-filled Hallowe'en adventure.
Oh-oh. I just said Hallowe'en three times again. Bet Peepers will be walkin' back into the room any time now.
2019: The Haunting
2018: The Contest
2017: The Hallowe'en Ball
2016: The Hallowe'en Visitor
2014: The Broom Closet
Remember to mask up, too.