So did the Easter Bunny come to your house this mornin'?
Truth be told, I was actually a little concerned he might not come to my house this year, on account of...
Well Peepers said I've been a little naughty this year. AND THEN SHE SAID that the Easter Bunny has a Naughty List just like Santa. AND THEN SHE SAID...
Well let's not get into what she said after that, on account of there's no reason for listin' all the naughty things I may OR MAY NOT have done these past few two hundred and ninety-nine million, three hundred and seventy-six thousand cat seconds of this ol' pandemic thing.
Not my fault the peeps have been drivin' me crazy.
Not my fault, at all.
And crazy times NATURALLY lead to kitties gettin' into mischief and stuff, my friends.
But all that aside...
All that aside, the Easter Bunny delivered chocolates for the peeps - BLEH! - and biff bags full of catnip for...
WELL NOT FOR THE PEEPS.
PEEPERS! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR DIRTY PAWS OFF MY NEW NIP-FILLED BIFF BAGS!
AND DID YOU WASH THOSE DIRTY PAWS OF YOURS BEFORE TOUCHIN' MY NEW BIFF BAGS?
WITH SOAP AND WATER?
Don't you tell me to watch my language, Peepers. AND DON'T YOU threaten me with Naughty Lists and stuff. Turns out the Easter Bunny doesn't even HAVE a Naughty List, but if he did, you know who would be on it, Peepers? You. Yes, YOU. You'd be on that Naughty List, for sure, on account of your LYIN' to me when you told me he had one in the first place.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR DIRTY PAWS OFF MY NEW NIP-FILLED BIFF BAGS!
Excuse me, my friends. I must go and stuff some chocolate Easter eggs in Peepers' mouth to distract her from any catnip-filled biff bags she might happen to find. And while I go do that, why don't you check out some of my Easter adventures from years past?
You know, in pre-COVID times, when I could socialise with the Easter Bunny and stuff.
2014 - A Request for Assistance (Part 1)
- Savin' Easter Morning (Part 2)
2016 - Jailbreak
2017 - Nip Eggs
2018 - The Weasels who Stole Easter
Remember to mask up, too.