HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!
I'd give you a nice big bouquet of shamrocks or somethin' for the the occasion, but...
You know, the ground's still covered in snow.
But the sun is shinin' so it looks like it's gonna be a really nice day.
So anyway, I was thinking 'bout spring bein' almost upon us and stuff like that, and I was wonderin'...
I was wonderin' if it might be time to pull the ol' pots of catnip out of the garage.
But then I remembered...
Ground's still covered in snow.
Life sure is tough when you're a cat.
But then I saw that ol' Peepers has some of those fancy shmancy lights for growin' stuff.
Well truth be told, they're not all that fancy. She got 'em from Amazon. Cheap.
And they're certainly not shmancy... YET.
What? Shmancy doesn't mean smashed?
But why the mouses should those lights be used for stupid ol' peeper... I mean, PEPPER plants? WHY? I, Seville the Cat, am a cat - obviously - and I don't eat no peepers. I mean, PEPPERS, you see.
Yeah, yeah... Double negative. I know.
But my point is, as a cat, peppers are of no use to me.
Peepers, on the other paw, is good for openin' tins and stuff.
AND SINCE THOSE PEPPER PLANTS ARE OF NO USE, knocking 'em off the table would be an appropriate thing to do. Some might even say, HELPFUL.
You know, to make room for pots of the nip.
SO I'M THINKIN' that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
PS. Due to the this ol' pandemic thing and travel restrictions and stuff, I couldn't have a St. Patrick's Day adventure this year. As a Canadian kitty, I couldn't go to Ireland. And leprechauns and fairies couldn't come to me! The Canadian Government even sent some kinda official to the front door tellin' me to hand over the keys to my teleportation device. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither could I. EVERYONE KNOWS my flyin' fryin' pan teleportation device doesn't use keys. MOUSES! But what I can do is share the links to some of my adventures from years past. Just click on the name of the adventure and enjoy. PURRS
2018 St. Patrick's Day adventure: The Infestation
2016 St. Patrick's Day adventure: Finders Keepers... Maybe
2015 St. Patrick's Day adventure: Catnip and Fairy Dust
2014 St. Patrick's Day adventure: Seville's Four-leaved Clovers
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
Remember to mask up, too.