You know somethin'?
Of course you do. EVERYBODY knows SOMETHIN'.
Now that somethin' might be silly, like the stupid stuff Peepers knows, or it might be important like the IMPORTANT stuff we cats know, but...
But EVERYBODY knows SOMETHIN'. Right?
AM I RIGHT?
Of course I am.
You know, on account of my bein' a cat.
Now where was I...
Oh yeah, I was gonna tell you what I figured out the other night. I, Seville the Cat, figured out that Peepers - MY PEEP #1 - is a superhero.
It's true, I tell you. IT'S TRUE!
And do you know how I know?
Well 'cause I was surfin' the web the other night, lookin' for chicks... I mean, LADYcats, and...
And I uh...
Oh yeah, I was surfin' and I came across the profile of some ladycat who goes by the name, Cat Woman.
Turns out, she's not actually a cat.
Think that's what they call catfishin'.
But anyway, this Cat Woman chick, who is not actually a cat, is what peeps call a SUPERHERO. Yup, she's a hero...
I think she might actually be both.
So anyway, this superhero named Cat Woman wears a mask.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
MY PEEPERS WEARS A MASK, TOO.
Yup, it's true. It really, really IS true! Every time Peepers goes out to the store or takes me to the doctor - which, by the way, is very UNheroine-like of her if you ask me, but even heroes have to have at least one flaw - or goes to the mall or goes into any indoor public space...
SHE FIRST PUTS ON A MASK.
But then I got to thinkin', do ALL superheroes wear masks?
Well it turns out, not all of them do. Some just turn big and green and kinda...
I'm sorry, that's not very nice of me. I should rephrase that 'cause after all, beauty IS on the inside, not the outer surface, and...
Well let's just say The Hulk turns green, and leave it at that.
But even though some superheroes don't wear masks, a whole whack of 'em do.
Just like my peep.
So OBVIOUSLY, my peep is a superhero, too.
Hard to believe I've been cooped up here in this ol' house with a real live superhero for like one hundred and fifty-seven million, eight hundred and fifty-two thousand, eight hundred cat seconds...
BUT IT'S TRUE.
Remember to mask up, too.