Dear Diary...
Hmmm...
DEAR Diary...
Hmmm...
My Dearest Diary...
Hmmm...
Nope, still nothin'. Still nothin' at all.
MOUSES!
HEY PEEPERS! What kinda things do you write in your diary?
Nothin'? You don't write in your diary, you say?
Yeah, I feel your pain, ol' peep of mine. I'm havin' the same problem here. I can't seem to find anythin' to write.
Dear Diary...
Nope, nothin' has changed.
MOUSES!
So Peepers, how come you don't use your diary? You have writer's diary block, too?
Hmmm...
Really? You don't have a diary to use? Interestin'.
Hmmm...
Okay Peepers, let's say you did have a diary. Now if you had a diary, what would you write? What kinda stuff? Anythin' I could happen to use?
You'd probably use it to write lists?
What kinda lists, Peepers? Interestin' lists? Lists cats and other peeps might wanna read?
The grocery list? A "to do" list, you say? A list of what you planted where and when, so that when stuff starts growin' in the garden, you know what said stuff is?
WHAT KINDA STUPID LISTS ARE THOSE?
Oh yeah. Peep lists.
MOUSES!
Peepers, you are of absolutely NO help, at all.
MOUSES!
Dear Diary...
Oh, who am I kiddin'? I'm not into this diary writin' business. I've nothin' interestin' to write about, you see. Nothin' at all!
And I'm really not convinced it's supposed to be used to write stupid lists.
I'll be lucky if I can...
WAIT A MINUTE....
HEY PEEPERS! YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE A PURELY FICTIONAL DIARY? DOES A FICTIONAL DIARY, STILL A DIARY MAKE?
You don't think so, huh?
Hmmm...
But what do you know, Peepers? You don't even HAVE a diary. You have not one whit of diary writin' experience. You don't even know what a diary is.
No, you surely don't. 'Cause let me tell you somethin', ol' peep of mine: I am one hundred thousand kajillion percent sure, diaries are NOT supposed to be used for writin' lists.
MOUSES!
Dear Diary. Today I, Seville the Cat, woke up to a call from the Prime Minister's Office concernin' a phone call the PM had from King Charles, requestin' my assistance with...
Oh my mouses, now THIS is the kinda diary entry, cats like me should make.
MOUSES!
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Remember to mask up, too.
Yes, that is the kind of diary that people want to sneak into and read. xO
ReplyDeleteYeah, that sounds like a very interesting diary you've got going, Sivvers! We wonder what you can say happened tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteP.S. - maybe your Peep could put fictional lists in her diary? MOL
Nice diary entry Severs. Yes, be creative!
ReplyDeletedood! thiz iz a grate eye dea…fictional diary…AND…if ewe wanted two
ReplyDelete…ewe could even rite a day lee DAIRY diary…N talk bout cheez N stuff!
hope all iz well :)
we canna log in…annie mouz be uz tabbies!
ReplyDeleteYou are onto something there, Seville!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like the begining of a great new adventure! Here's hoping for many new instalments in the coming weeks....
ReplyDeleteToodle pips and purrs
ERin