Social distancin', Saffron. SOCIAL DISTANCIN'! If there's one thing I, Seville the Cat, know; it's that social distancin' saves lives.
Okay, so I, Seville the Cat, happen to know a lot of things. I certainly know more than ONE. Why, I know...
Well I just know lots of stuff, okay? Lots and LOTS of stuff. More stuff than I can possibly detail here on my blog. Why, if I, Seville the Cat, were to detail all the stuff I know, it would take up a whole book! And it would be a super duper long book, for sure.
Maybe even a trilogy.
Stuff Seville the Cat knows: Book 1.
But where was I?
Oh yeah, I was remindin' Saffron about social distancin'. And WHY was I remindin' him 'bout social distancin', you ask? That's a very good question, indeed.
Okay, so maybe not THAT good of a question. I mean, we've been doin' this social distancin' stuff for like four hundred and fifty-one million, seven hundred and eighty-five thousand, six hundred cat seconds now. We should all have it down pat.
And some of us do, actually. Some more than others.
But I digress.
Point is, durin' a pandemic, social distancin' and limitin' one's social circles can save lives. My soon-to-be brother, Saffron, has very much taken this to heart; which explains why he's still not ready to come live inside the house, I suppose. What with his keepin' his distance from the peeps and all, but...
But he does get up close and personal to Peepers every mornin', now. Sometimes in the afternoon, too! Yup, and he rubs up against her legs and purrs and purrs and purrs. It's true. Saffron lets Peepers pet him and stuff. He LOVES bein' petted, in fact, and said pettin' makes him purr all the more. But when the peep tries to pick him up...
Well, Saffron is not into that.
But it has come to my attention this past week that Saffron and I are gonna have to have THE TALK.
Yup, that's the one.
Saffron, when it comes to social distancin', it's very, very, VERY important to apply this technique to not only stranger peeps, but also...
That's right, Peepers found a tick on the back of Saffron's neck the other day. AND she found another one by his ear, today! She got 'em both off, which is pretty darn amazin' considerin' the fact that Saffron is apparently still social distancin' with the peep to some extent but hey, my Peep #1 can be pretty resourceful when need be.
But the thing is...
The thing is...
The thing is, Saffron, it's very, very, VERY IMPORTANT to social distance from ticks!
And since you've failed at Social Distancin' from Ticks 101, don't be too surprised when Peepers comes at you with a dab of the stinky stuff for the back of your neck. It doesn't hurt but yeah, it's definitely gonna stink.
Remember to mask up, too.