"Meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow. MEOW!"
"Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow."
"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow. Me..... Meow! Meow meow."
For mousin' out loud, woman, that cat is nipped.
"Meow meow meow meow..."
*Seville holds a paw up in front of Saffron's face, then turns to the peep*
Peepers, just how much catnip did you give Saffron, anyway? She's as drunk as a skunk, she is. High as a kite. As nipped as a uh... Um... Uh...
Yeah, I got nothin' for that.
But the thing is...
What I'm tryin' to say...
That cat is nipped.
Just listen to her, Peepers. She's babblin' on about this and that, not to mention that and this. And all the while, she's not actually sayin' anythin' at all!
That's what I do.
Saffron, I know you're not livin' inside yet. I know you're not yet comfortable enough with the peeps to come indoors. But when you do, you're gonna have to learn how to handle your nip. This here is a house where the catnip flows like water, it does. You know, on account of my bein' a gentlecat nip farmer, and all. So in this family, it's super important to know how to pace yourself when imbibin'. And even if Peepers does go and give you a whole whack of the nip all at once...
"Meow meow meow meow."
What? What's that? What's that you're sayin', Saffron?
You mean to say Peepers didn't give you the nip? She gave you no catnip at all?
But then... How... Why...
Look Saffron, you're obviously high on the nip. If Peepers didn't give you catnip, where did you...
OH MY MOUSES.... Saffron, you didn't go out and steal that nip, did you? Surely you haven't turned to crime to satisfy your catnip habit. Surely...
SURELY YOU DIDN'T STEAL THAT NIP FROM MY STASH.
*runs to check on stash and finds it intact*
So Saffron, where exactly DID you get the catnip?
"Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow. Meow meow!"
Oh! Oh yeah... I forgot about that catnip plant Peepers planted over by the holly bush for you. You were munchin' on that, were ya? Well that's okay, Saffron. That plant is all yours.
"Meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow."
What exactly do you mean by the catnip plant that WAS over by the holly bush?"
YOU ATE IT ALL?
*jaw drops TO THE FLOOR*
BUT THAT CATNIP PLANT WAS HUGE!
No wonder you're nipped.
Remember to mask up, too.