"Meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow. MEOW!"
"Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow."
"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow. Me..... Meow! Meow meow."
For mousin' out loud, woman, that cat is nipped.
"Meow meow meow meow..."
*Seville holds a paw up in front of Saffron's face, then turns to the peep*
Peepers, just how much catnip did you give Saffron, anyway? She's as drunk as a skunk, she is. High as a kite. As nipped as a uh... Um... Uh...
Yeah, I got nothin' for that.
But the thing is...
What I'm tryin' to say...
That cat is nipped.
Just listen to her, Peepers. She's babblin' on about this and that, not to mention that and this. And all the while, she's not actually sayin' anythin' at all!
That's what I do.
Saffron, I know you're not livin' inside yet. I know you're not yet comfortable enough with the peeps to come indoors. But when you do, you're gonna have to learn how to handle your nip. This here is a house where the catnip flows like water, it does. You know, on account of my bein' a gentlecat nip farmer, and all. So in this family, it's super important to know how to pace yourself when imbibin'. And even if Peepers does go and give you a whole whack of the nip all at once...
"Meow meow meow meow."
What? What's that? What's that you're sayin', Saffron?
You mean to say Peepers didn't give you the nip? She gave you no catnip at all?
But then... How... Why...
Look Saffron, you're obviously high on the nip. If Peepers didn't give you catnip, where did you...
OH MY MOUSES.... Saffron, you didn't go out and steal that nip, did you? Surely you haven't turned to crime to satisfy your catnip habit. Surely...
SURELY YOU DIDN'T STEAL THAT NIP FROM MY STASH.
*runs to check on stash and finds it intact*
So Saffron, where exactly DID you get the catnip?
"Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow. Meow meow!"
Oh! Oh yeah... I forgot about that catnip plant Peepers planted over by the holly bush for you. You were munchin' on that, were ya? Well that's okay, Saffron. That plant is all yours.
"Meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow."
What exactly do you mean by the catnip plant that WAS over by the holly bush?"
YOU ATE IT ALL?
*jaw drops TO THE FLOOR*
BUT THAT CATNIP PLANT WAS HUGE!
No wonder you're nipped.
Remember to mask up, too.
Ya really gotta watch those humans around the nip!ReplyDelete
You really do. You really, REALLY do. MOUSES!Delete
DOOD...SAFFRON IZ GONNA HAZA A CASE OH DE MUNCHEEZ !!!!! ;) ☺☺♥♥ReplyDelete
WUNDER JUST HOW MUCH HER TROO LEE DID CONSOOM !!! ☺☺ POUNDZ WE BET ☺☺♥♥
She sure is. MOUSES!Delete
Saffron, enjoy yourself! There are no lasting effects!ReplyDelete
'Cept maybe a couple extra ounces after those nip-induced munchies. MOUSES!Delete
I'm glad she doesn't live here - my catnip garden is safe!ReplyDelete
It is, my friend. But MINE, on the other paw...Delete
MOUSES! Saffron went full on with that nip, eh, Sivvers?ReplyDelete
Oh yeah. She's a real nipster, for sure. MOUSES!Delete
I'm sure it was just for medical use only. Hahaha!ReplyDelete
Yikes, better get that peep to plant loads more nip. Tons in fact! OR send Saffron into rehab!ReplyDelete
Toodle pips and purrs
I know, RIGHT? Peepers needs to start seedin' the nip RIGHT NOW 'cause my purrsonal supply, if Saffron gets into it, won't last at all. MOUSES!Delete
Saffron has found the nip Seville. Remember nothing is truly safe with a feral feline aroundReplyDelete
She found it and DEVOURED it, for sure. MOUSES!Delete
I hope Saffron decides to move in soon. :) XOReplyDelete
Me too. I could sure do with the extra help dealin' with these peeps of mine. They're a lot to handle for one cat, you know? Of course you do. MOUSES!Delete