Don't make me...
DON'T make me...
I SAID, DON'T MAKE ME COME PEE ON YOU.
Yeah, you heard me. YOU heard me. YOU heard me, you stupid peep. YOU HEARD ME, for sure!
What... You need me to ILLUSTRATE what I'm gonna do?
Now stand still there, Peepers. I said, STAND STILL! Yeah, stand right there while I lift my tail, and...
Oopsie! Heeheeheeheehee... Sorry 'bout that, Peepers. You're not the peep I need to pee on, at all.
Easy mistake to make.
Okay, so here's the deal: like I wrote 'bout on Sunday, WE'RE IN THE MIDST OF A PANDEMIC, HERE! And peeps had better start smartenin' up, for sure.
You know, peeps like to think they're the superior species. Well yeah, if superior actually means doin' our best to pro-L-O-N-G this pandemic - and the resultin' pandemic response - for as long as we possibly can, they might have a point. Thing is though, I don't think that's what superior means, at all.
Makes you wonder, huh? Yup, makes you wonder if maybe CATS are the superior species after all.
Wonder? Ha! More like KNOW, I believe.
I'm disgusted, I tell you. I'm disgusted! They were partyin' in Wolfville. Thirty of 'em, I believe. THIRTY! Now even I know thirty exceeds the gatherin' limit of five or ten. And... And, and... And... And for addin' and countin' and stuff, I, Seville the Cat, have only eighteen toes!
Obviously no one in that group of partyin' peeps is known for excellin' at math.
And that was this week. Last week, there were twenty-two of the non-mathematically inclined at a party in Halifax.
I'm tellin' ya, I'M GONNA HAVE A WHOLE LOTTA PEEPIN' AND POOPIN' TO DO!
Of course, we're supposed to be stayin' close to home, these days. No non-essential travel and all that. Teleportation devise has had to be shut down. Peepers even took away my eggbeaters and whisks! So sadly, I can't go pee or poop on those university students in Wolfville and Halifax...
*grins a horribly evil grin*
BUT I CAN SAVE IT ALL UP!
Just you wait, Henry Hi... I mean, just you wait, partyin' peeps. Just you wait! I'm gonna save up every stinky poop I make from now 'til the travel restrictions are lifted, and then...
AND THEN I'M COMIN' FOR YOU.
Remember to mask up, too.