Happy Thanksgivin' everybody. HAPPY THANKSGIVIN'!!!
I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin', durin' this ol' pandemic thingy - which, by the way, is gettin' older and older by the day - for what do I have to be thankful?
Well for starters, EVEN THOUGH I've been pretty much cooped up in this here ol' house with a couple of good for nothin' peeps for like...
For like one hundred and sixty-three million, two hundred and ninety-six thousand cat seconds, at least...
Well at least we're all safe and sound.
You know, there are peeps out there complainin' about complainin', and I'm like...
COMPLAININ' IS WHAT WE CATS DO, and we cats do it best. Go get your own hobby, you good for nothin' peeps.
But seriously, I'm like...
I'm like, hey, we're all safe, we're healthy, and we're sound.
Well at least I'm sound. If we're talking 'bout bein' of sound mind, I can't speak for the peeps.
The thing is, I really and truly am thankful. I'm thankful for a whole lot of things.
I'm thankful that even though I've been cooped up in this ol' house with the peeps...
Did I mention how they were good for nothin'?
I'm also thankful for the food on my plates that I didn't eat, along with the food in my tummy that I did. And I'm thankful for cream and treats and other tasty things.
AND NIP! I mustn't forget 'bout the nip. I'm SUPER THANKFUL for that.
And I'm thankful that Peepers finally figured out how to thread the sewin' machine and made me some biff bags and nip mice and stuff. I'm also thankful that even though she also used that very same machine to make masks for herself and Peep #2, she didn't make any for me.
And speakin' of masks, I'm thankful that when Peepers goes shoppin' for my fuds, she always first puts on her mask to stay safe. I'm also thankful for the all the other peeps out there who don their masks, too, keepin' my Peepers safe so that she can come home to me safe and sound, although not necessarily of mind, as we discussed earlier on.
I'm thankful for all my pals who read my blog, and visit me on Facebook and Twitter. I love each and every one and don't know what I'd do without 'em.
But I'm also thankful for the block buttons on Facebook and Twitter. You know, for when peeps I DON'T EVEN KNOW start gettin' all up in my furs 'bout this ol' pandemic thingy, and...
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
What do you MEAN it's not nice to be thankful for bein' able to block peeps who annoy me on social media? What do you MEAN?
*scratches behind an ear*
Okay, so APPARENTLY this bein' thankful thing isn't like prayin' or anythin' like that. Bein' truthful isn't required.
*sneers in the direction of the peep*
But the thing is...
THE THING IS...
The thing is, I AM ONE SUPER THANKFUL KITTY, FOR SURE.
Remember to mask up, too.