SEVENTY-SIX MILLION, TWO HUNDRED AND FOUR THOUSAND, EIGHT HUNDRED SECONDS, IN CAT TIME.
That's how long I've been cooped up here in the house with the peeps stayin' the blazes home.
*scratches behind one ear*
And let me tell you somethin', my friends, it has been UNBEARABLE for sure.
And speakin' of bears...
That bear that came 'round here? Apparently he came back. Yup, the very next day he was around, gettin' into peeps' garbage and stuff. Not ours, of course, on account of...
Well just 'cause he likes us, I guess.
But I'll tell you who doesn't like us, my friends. Yup, I'll tell you right now.
MOTHER NATURE, that's who.
It has been unbearably...
HaHaHaaa.. Oh my mouses, sometimes I crack myself up.
It has been UNBEARABLY hot these last few days. Heat warnings and everythin'. Who the mouses ever heard of Nova Scotia bein' in the thirties in June? Mid June, no less. JUNE! Goodness knows what it'll be like in July.
And it's not like I can whip off my fur coat and don a light cotton tee. I'm a cat, and my coat is permanent, you see.
Peeps don't know how lucky they are with their bare skin and stuff.
Bare skin... BARE skin.
My gosh, I've gone and done it again.
Cracked myself up, that is.
But all puns aside, bottom line is, it's hot. Super hot. Way too hot for a kitty like me. And I'm thinkin' with today's litigious society...
WHO CAN I SUE?
Or should that be whom?
Either way, there must be SOMEONE, for sure, 'cause some peeps out there sue others at the drop of a hat.
And I wanna get in that action, and sue a dirty ol' rat.
Although maybe I shouldn't be callin' Mother Nature a dirty ol' rat, since she appears to be in control of the global thermostat, and all that.
IF IN DOUBT,
DON'T. GO. OUT.
Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures
AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.