Don't look now, Peepers, but...
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK.
Actually, I KNOW I told you not to look, but you had to go and look, anyway, didn't you.
Peeps: can't follow directions even if their lives depend on it.
MOUSES!
So let's try this again, shall we? Don't look now, Peepers, but...
Gosh darn it, Peepers. I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!
MOUSES!
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
Nothin'. There's nothin' over there I don't want you to see. Nothin' at all. NOTHIN'. Nothin' as in...
Well...
NOTHIN'.
So when you think about it, it was really very stupid for you to go and look.
MOUSES!
NO, there are no deceased mice or other wildlife over there. No horked up hairballs, either. And there are CERTAINLY NOT the remnants of an accidental litter box spillage.
'Cause I don't do such things, you know.
Like I said, there's nothin' over there for you to see.
So...
SO DON'T LOOK.
MOUSES!
Gosh darn it, Peepers, you went and looked.
Again.
MOUSES!
Peepers, we're supposed to be practicin'. Practicin' for tomorrow, you see. We're practicin' for when that ol' solar eclipse is in the sky.
'Cause when it is...
Whatever you do...
YOU MUST. NOT. LOOK.
'Cause if you do - look right at it without proper eye protection, I mean - you could permanently damage your eyes.
AND THEN HOW THE MOUSES WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO DRIVE TO THE STORE TO GET SAFFY AND ME OUR DAILY NECCESSITIES?
MOUSES!
So let's try this ONE MORE TIME.
Don't look now, Peepers, but...
GOSH DARN IT, PEEPERS, YOU WENT AND LOOKED.
AGAIN!
MOUSES!
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Remember to mask up, too.
glazzez on dood !!! hope ewe all get two see sum eeeclipz ....
ReplyDeleteitz gonna bee prettee awesum :) happee week a head two all ! ♥
MOm forgot try to find glasses to look. But it will be cloudy here all day so we can't watch the moon covering the sun. BUT it will be dark.
ReplyDeleteHow good of you to help Peepers practice not looking at the sun, Sivvers. Hopefully you can get her trained by tomorrow! Hugs! XO
ReplyDeleteDon't look without the correct shades!
ReplyDeleteI hope she scored some eclipse glasses. Our library was giving them away.
ReplyDeleteMe thinks your staff are far too concerned about the small things we cats may or may not have done, MOL. The thing is, when someone says DUCK, you duck. You could try reverse psychology, whatever that is. Look now! OK, knowing the staff they probably would look. You just can't win. . .
ReplyDeleteToodle pips and purrs
ERub
I don't think animals are that interested in the planets
ReplyDeleteWe hope you managed to get the Peeps propurrly trained in how not to look at the sun, Seville - or at least only to do so with the correct form of defensive eyewear. Did she take any pictures?
ReplyDeleteGood try Sivvers. Hope the Peep got it right!
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