you ever notice?

So um, have you ever noticed...

You ever notice how...

Well, have you ever noticed anythin' odd 'bout all the ads on TV these days?

HAVE you?

I know I have.

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So I was watchin' TV with the peeps the other night, and I noticed somethin' kinda odd.  I noticed how all the ads were about...

I know, I know...  I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinkin' that the ads are meant for givin' you a chance to go get a snack.  And you know somethin', my friends?

You're right!

'Cept, of course, when your peeps are watchin' somethin' stupid on account of their likin' stupid stuff.  In that case, the stupid stuff  is the time for gettin' your snacks.

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So anyway...

So anyway, I was watchin' TV and had just returned from the kitchen where I had some salmon and beef flavoured treats.  I settled in on the couch next to Peepers, waitin' for her stupid show to break for commercial.  I was hopin' to see a few good ads.

Well...

Well you know how peeps will say, Get your mind out of the toilet?

Okay, so it's really get your mind out of the gutter, but if one replaces gutter with ditch...

Yeah, I know, they're two different things.  But both involve drainin' water so I'm gonna run with it, you see.

Okay, so if one replaces gutter with ditch, and then one realises that a kitty who has been playin' in the garden for a while might not be able to make it inside in time to use the little boys' box, said kitty might use the ditch as a toilet.

So ipso ergo defacto...

Get your mind out of the toilet works.

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Now back to those ads.  The thing is, it appears to me that peeps just can't keep their minds OUT of the toilet, at all!  And the proof is...

The proof is...

The ads.

About what am I talkin', you ask?

The ads!  A big ol' chunk of  ads on TV these days are 'bout bathrooms, you see.  Specifically, toilets.  Well actually, what one does on a toilet, I guess.

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We've got bears usin' toilet paper and spokeskittens mewing 'bout how soft their brand is.  I have to admit, the kittens are pretty cute but the bears?  They're blue.  Never met a blue bear in all my life.

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And if that's not enough, they're also floggin' pills if you can't go, and liquids if you can.  Too much goin', I mean.  I won't elaborate on that any further 'cause it's really kinda gross.

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Then there are the sprays, the plug-ins, the candles, and all the other stinky stuff.  Stinky stuff meant to destinkafy the bathroom after leavin' a stink.

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And if all that's not enough...

If all that's not enough, they're draggin' us kitties into their messes, too!  Not the cute spokeskittens I spoke of earlier, 'cause they really are really cute.

But rather...

But rather, all the ads for litter and stuff.

We've got litter that clumps and litter without dust.  There's even litter that changes its colour.

Okay, so I have to admit, I did find that last one pretty interestin'.  It could take litter art to a whole new level, you see.

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And then...

And then there are the creams and ointments and things.

Well I'm tellin' ya right here and right now: Peepers tries puttin' an all-over deodorant on me, and Peepers is gonna need a few bandages, you see.

'Cause I wash my own little butt.

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Next thing you know, we'll be seein' ads for law firms representin' peeps who got wads of toilet paper stuck up their nose.

'Cause if there's one thing I know about peeps...

If there's one thing I know about peeps, whatever you tell 'em NOT to do is the thing they're most likely doin'.

Peeps.

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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

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Remember to mask up, too.