One.
ONE.
One.
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I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin' that I'm thinkin' about how I, Seville the Cat, am number one.
Well...
Well to tell you the truth, I can see how you might be thinkin' that. I mean, I, Seville the Cat, AM number one. So yeah, one might very well think I think about my bein' number one much of the time. And to tell you the truth again, I do. I mean, OF COURSE I do. I'm number one! Hard not to think 'bout how you're number one when you are, in fact, numero uno, number one.
No, I'm not bein' redundant. It's just that the fact that I'm number one bears repeatin', you see.
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But back to the subject at paw. Back to what I was thinkin' about today. And today, my bein' number one is not what I was thinkin' about at all.
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Okay, so I admit it, NOW THAT YOU'VE REMINDED ME - like I needed bein' reminded - 'bout how I'm number one, I AM, in fact, thinkin' about how I'm number one, for sure. But earlier on? Nah, earlier on I was thinkin' about somethin' else, to be sure.
Pardon me? You're wonderin' if I was thinkin' about how Peepers is my Peep #1?
Nah, I wasn't thinkin' about the peep, either. My tummy's full, I have no spots needin' to be scratched, and I just came in from outside. There's no need for the peep to even be on my mind.
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Okay, do you give up? Do you give up tryin' to guess why I was thinkin' about the number one?
Well...
Well I was lookin' at the temperature on the ol' computer screen here, and it says that currently, the temperature outside is one.
One.
ONE.
One.
AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN', MY FRIENDS...
ONE DEGREE CELSIUS IS SUPER CHILLY, INDEED.
'CAUSE OCTOBER FLEW THE COOP AND NOVEMBER HAS BROUGHT THE CHILLY OL' WINTER WEATHER OUR WAY, FOR SURE.
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Remember to mask up, too.
