Good grief, Peepers, what the mouses was in that biff bag?
What? Oh. Well I'm askin' on account of Saffy Saffron's Sassifras' behaviour, you see.
What? Oh. Well yeah, currently he IS sleepin'. Currently, that is.
What? Oh. WELL 'CAUSE BEFORE HE FELL ASLEEP OVER THERE, he was tearing 'round the family room like a...
Well like a...
Well I don't know what he was resemblin' as he tore 'round the family room like he did; but what I do know is that THAT THERE CAT WAS MOST DEFINITELY NIPPED.
He just happens to be sleepin' it off right now, is all.
Yeah, nipped. That's what I said. Nipped as in he had been imbibin' in the nip. And not imbibin' with moderation, either. Not imbibin' with moderation, at all!
WHY THAT CAT WAS WELL AND TRULY NIPPED.
What? Oh. The biff bags are just normal biff bags, you say?
Yeah, I'm askin' if you're sure on account of MY never havin' raced 'round like that after gettin' nipped. I've been nipped many a time durin' my nine lives but never once have I behaved like Saffy Saffron Sassifras was behavin' this mornin'. Never once!
Why if I didn't know better, I'd say he had gotten into some really bad nip.
Not that nip can ever be bad, of course.
Well yeah, Peepers, that's what I'd say IF I didn't know that nip can never be bad. If I didn't KNOW nip can never be bad, I'd say that that ol' brother of mine had gotten into some really bad stuff and that was what caused his nipped-up-like-on-steroids behaviour. But since I do know nip can never be bad, there must be somethin' else accountin' for that behaviour of his.
What? Oh. You say I have behaved like that after imbibin' in the nip?
What the mouses are you talkin' about, woman? I, Seville the Cat, have never ever raced 'round the room a million kajillion times before jumpin' straight up in the air over and over, only to repeat said behaviour again and again.
Don't look at me like that, Peepers. When I say I'm a refined kitty while imbibin' on the nip, I do mean refined.
As in REFINED.
Do you even know what refined means, there, ol' peep of mine?
Oh 'nough of your nonsense, woman. Paw over one of those biff bags and let me figure out for myself what kinda nip is in there.
That there is some pretty strong nip.
Remember to mask up, too.