E-mail, shmee-mail, a phone call is so very much better.
MOUSES!
I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin', but what about pee-mail?
Well...
Well the truth is...
The honest to goodness truth is, I'm not really into the pee-mail that much. I mean, you DO know what it is, right? It's uh...
It's uh...
Well the thing is, it's some kitty's pee.
MOUSES!
Now if it were MY pee, that would be a totally different matter, for sure.
On the other paw, maybe it wouldn't.
MOUSES!
Thing about pee-mail is, it has always been far more popular with doggies than with us kitties. You know, with our sensitive noses and all. Dogs have sniffers. Snouts, if you will. Muzzles.... snoots... whatever. We cats, however, have very refined noses.
And as for peeps? Well peeps aren't into pee-mail, at all. A kitty leaves a pee-mail for his peep just the one time and let me tell you somethin', my friends: A KITTY NEVER HEARS THE END OF IT, FOR SURE.
In fact...
In fact, I remember one pee-mail I left way back when - 'bout the fall of 2016, I do believe - that Peepers STILL talks about, today. And when I say she talks about it, she's not talkin' in a very good way.
MOUSES!
So for peeps, it's either e-mail or regular mail or, in the case of Peepers, yesterday, the telephone.
That's right, Peepers was chattin' to a pal of hers yesterday afternoon on the good ol' telephone and the thing is...
The thing is...
The thing is, I was spyin' on her... I mean, listenin' in... I MEAN, I HAPPENED TO ACCIDENTALLY OVERHEAR her on that ol' telephone, and not once in all that time...
Not once in ALL THAT TIME...
Not once in all that time, did she bother to mention me.
Can you believe it?
MOUSES!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
MOUSES!
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Remember to mask up, too.
We don't leave peeMail inside Seville, but we do leave furMail.
ReplyDeleteMy Penny loves to use pee mail which is why she has to be supervised in the living room.
ReplyDeleteMOUSES! How dare she not speak of you, Sivvers! What else could there be that's even worth talking about???
ReplyDeleteWe LOVE PeeMail...LOL!! of course, because we are doggies, BOL!
ReplyDeletePetcrertary told us about the kitty peemails we've had over the years....you're right, she did not read it at all...
Yes, whatever you do, dont bring up the subject of pmail, or at least dont bring up 2016! But, maybe you could try and teach the peeps the finer arts of scenting things?
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ERin
Oh Seville...what can a cat do?
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