HEY PEEPERS! I'm in need of some help over here.
Yeah, yeah... I know I'm not supposed to be orderin' a lot of unnecessary stuff on-line. But the thing is...
THIS STUFF IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.
'Cause Peepers, Saffy and I are in desperate - DESPERATE, I tell you - need of some boxes.
Why? You're askin' me WHY my brother and I are in need of boxes?
My gosh, she's actually dumber than I thought.
Because, Peepers, cats need boxes. We need boxes to play in; to sleep in; to hang around thinkin' about solvin' all the world's problems in; to uh... Well you know, those sorta things. Big important, world changin' things.
Bottom line is, WE'RE IN NEED OF SOME BOXES.
'Cause Peepers, Saffy's box is dirty and mine is... Well... Old. Mine needs replacin' right away.
I DON'T CARE what it is I'm orderin' on-line that comes in the boxes, as long as whatever it is ACTUALLY COMES INSIDE A BOX.
A BIG BOX.
A BOX OF ADEQUATE SIZE.
And speakin' of size...
And speakin' of size, I'm not sure if you've noticed this or not but Saffy is gettin' a little chunky in his old age. He's gonna need a box that's a bit bigger than the one he's already got.
I know, right? RIGHT? Cat eats like a bird and yet there he is, lookin' kinda... Well... Well the word rectangular kinda comes to mind.
You know, like a bread box.
BREAD BOX! By gosh and by golly, I bet a bread box would come inside a nice big cardboard box. A good sized cardboard box, to be sure. You in need of a couple bread boxes, ol' peep of mine?
Don't bother answerin'. Doesn't really matter if you need bread boxes or not. Like I said earlier, I'm shoppin' for boxes. Doesn't matter what's comin' inside.
Peepers, how come you're lookin' that weird shade of green? Puce? Is that what's it's called? Nah, that's not puce.
It's more like barf green.
So anyway, now that I've figured out what to order, I'll need your plastic thing-a-ma-gig to place said order. For some strange reason, it's not in the drawer where you usually keep it. I don't know why. Think it must have been accidentally misplaced.
Or somethin' like that.
Remember to mask up, too.