I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin', there's no such thing as Peepers' Day; and do you know what? You would be right.
But the thing is...
The thing is, even though today is actually MOTHER'S Day, I don't really remember my mama, so all I've got is a peep.
Now to be perfectly honest, I'm not quite sure why I'm celebratin' Peepers' Day, anyway. I mean, what's there to celebrate? Oh sure, she feeds me and keeps me safe and all that stuff, but...
But she also takes me to the vet.
And you ALL KNOW how I feel 'bout vets.
She - aka Peepers - also makes rules. Rules that are stupid as stupid can get. Don't knock over the plants. Don't eat the plants. Don't pee on the plants. You know, that sorta thing.
Like I said: STUPID.
And what's more...
What's more, she went and brought Saffron into the house. So now, not only do I have a couple of good-for-nothin' peeps, but I've got a brother as well.
And just 'cause it's Peepers' Day, I'm supposed to buy her a prezzie?
Pffft. Well I thought 'bout givin' her flowers. I thought about doin' that, I say. But she has lots of flowers, already.
So I fertilised her flowers, instead.
But... But... But... But what's the point of a day just for Peepers? I mean, WHAT IS THE POINT? It's not like she doesn't get to do what she likes the rest of the year. Peepers, like most peeps, pretty much does what she likes, whenever she likes, like... Like whenever she feels like doin' it. Is she not actually celebratin' Peepers' Day, EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR?
And just who does she think she is, that ol' peep of mine, doin' whatever she likes any day of the year? Who the mouses does she actually think she is?
DOES THE WOMAN THINK SHE'S A CAT?
The nerve, I tell you. The nerve!
If you ask me, today should be a day set aside for the celebratin' of cats.
Or me. Yeah, it could be just a day for celebratin' me. Me, Seville the Cat. A day called Seville the Cat Day has a nice ring to it, for sure.
Of course, every day is kinda Seville the Cat Day 'round here.
Just as it should be.
PEEPERS' SEVILLE THE CAT DAY EVERYBODY!
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Remember to mask up, too.
Happy Mother's Day to your wonderful mom, I mean peep. :) XOReplyDelete
Happy Peepers Day to your very special Peepers!ReplyDelete
Cats rule the world, Seville.ReplyDelete
So, yes, every day is Seville's Day!
Happy Peeper's Day to your Peep.ReplyDelete
And Happy Seville the Cat Day to YOU.
Happy Seville the Cat Day!!! :)ReplyDelete
Every day is a cat day here. Mrs H certainly doesnt need a special day as she has me, plus she gets two days off a year too! MOLReplyDelete
Toodle pips and purrs
My momma said it's silly to celebwate Cat Day when evfurryday is Cat Day. I feel the same about Mother's Day. I love my momma, and I celebwate her with wet nose kisses to her face while she sleeps, and occasional licks to her cheek while she sleeps because I really love the taste of her nightcream. And evfurry morning while she dwinks her stinky brew, I gaze lovingly into her eyes, purring, with an occasional tap her to face to hurry her up because I'm starvy. Yes, evfurry day is Mother's Day at my house. Love, DoriReplyDelete
Missing you. Hope all is well...ReplyDelete
Hi there Lizzie! I'm okay. Really and truly, I am. Peepers is okay, too, but some PURRsonal stuff came up and Peepers got all busy and then... Well... Well now it's hard to get back into bloggin'. BUT I WILL be back. Promise. PURRSDelete
Another peeper's day (Father's Day) coming up. Might you like to claim that one, too? Do get back to us...ReplyDelete
Don't see why not. I mean... Well... Well EVERY day should be Seville the Cat Day, for sure. MOUSES!Delete
Happy Belated Peepers Day to your mom dude!ReplyDelete