Wednesday 4 May 2022

that was funny


Bwahahahahahaha!!!


Oh my mouses, that was funny.


MOUSES!


What?  What's that, Peepers?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?


You say it's not nice for me to laugh at my brother, huh?


But what he did was funny.


MOUSES!


FINE, then YOU do somethin' stupid, Peepers, and I'll laugh at you.


Which is what usually happens 'round here, anyway.


What?  What's that, Peepers?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?


You say it's not nice for me to laugh at you, either, huh?


Well I say, you don't want me laughin' at you, don't do stupid stuff that makes me laugh.


MOUSES!


Oh, and by the way, Peepers, you might wanna go check on Saffron and see if he's okay.


'Cause he fell off the deck, is why.  He was out there at the edge, rollin' around, showin' off his tummy ('mongst other things), thinkin' he's the man of the town now that he's been snipped and chipped and has had all his vaccines; and then the next thing he knew...


The next thing he knew, he rolled a little too far over to his right..  Right?  No, left.  Nope, it was HIS right.  Anyway, he rolled a little too far over to his right and rolled right off the edge.  Just vanished out of sight!  AND THE SIGHT OF THAT made me laugh.  'CAUSE IT WAS FUNNY.


MOUSES!


Lookie here, Peepers, it's not like I, Seville the Cat, haven't done the exact same thing, myself.  So havin' done that exact same thing myself, I know for a fact that the deck isn't all that high and no harm actually comes to a cat who rolls off it.  Why, a cat like me can jump off that deck in his sleep.


Which I have also done, I do believe, but there's no need to dwell on occasional sleepwalkin' and things.


But anyway...


But anyway, LIKE I SAID, when Saffron did it, it was funny to watch.  SO I LAUGHED.  Yes, I laughed at my brother.  And you know what, ol' peep of mine?  If he does it again, I'm gonna laugh at him then, too.


MOUSES!


THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT THERE, lie on your back at the edge of the deck, and roll around exposin' your tummy.  You do that, Peepers, followed by a rollin' OFF the deck maneuver, and I'll stop laughin' at Saffron and start laughin' at YOU.


Did I say start?  I actually meant get back to 'cause you know, laughin' at you is what I normally do.


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.

9 comments:

  1. care full saffron....ewe due knot wanna fall inta a spotz wear vizshuz
    squirrel mite bee hidin ~~~ !!! YEOW ~~

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  2. Saffron likes to entertain you, Seville!
    He's a real jokester.

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  3. Oops, that was not a good thing, like me rolling off of the couch!

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  4. That DOES sound pretty funny, Sivvers. Well, as long as Saffy didn't get hurt, that is. Which you most assuredly seem to know from experience that he did not get hurt. So, yes, FUNNY. :)

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  5. Hahaha! Peepers needs to plant a catnip bush under there so that you kitties have something to cushion your fall.

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  6. Poor Saffron, I hope he didn't get hurt.

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  7. A good laugh always make little incidents, such as falling off things, go down easier, MOL I hope you got it on you Tube, you know, to make us laugh and embarrasse your bro when he gets a bit older and has his girl friends round ;)
    Toodle pips and purrs
    ERin

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  8. Yoo mancats mystify me. Why is it so funny when somebuddy falls, or trips, or rolls off the deck? My brofurs just laugh and slap each other on the back, while me and my sisfurs gasp with shock. Truly, I just don't understand boys.

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  9. Saffron likes to live dangerously doesn't he eh? Ours do that roling with but we have a railig * phew *

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