Wednesday 2 March 2022

gross


No Saffron, NO.  NO!!!


Saffron, that's gross!


Bleh.


Yuk.


GROSS.


MOUSES!


Because, Saffron...  Because.  Well I'll TELL you why it's gross.   It's gross because...  Because it's gross!


BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT NOSE HAS BEEN!


MOUSES!


I'm tellin' ya, my friends, that Saffy Saffron Saffers Sassafras - yeah, I call him that sometimes, now - has started doin' the grossest thing a cat could ever do.


Okay, so he didn't just START doin' it.  Methinks he has been doin' this for quite some time now, and...


IT'S GROSS!


Saffron, I thought I told you not to do that!


Ewww...


MOUSES that's gross.


Saffron, when Peepers picks you up in her arms, THE VERY LAST THING you wanna do is reach up toward her face by stretchin' your neck, and give her kisses on her nose.


Like I said before, you don't know where that nose of hers has been.  You have no idea what kinda germs you might pick up by kissin' Peepers on the nose.  NO IDEA!  She could have the plague or somethin', she could.


Or worse.


SHE COULD HAVE FLEAS!


MOUSES!


Saffron, there's a lotta stuff I, Seville the Cat, am gonna have to teach you now that you're livin' here in my house.  For starters, lesson number one is...


YOU DON'T KISS PEEPS ON THE NOSE.


*watches more nose-kissing going on and shakes head in disgust*


Well just don't get near me with that nose that kissed that nose of hers.  If you want my advice, you had best go give yourself a big bath.  And when I say big, I mean BIG.  HUGE, in fact.  From the tips of your ears to the end of your tail, AND MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THAT NOSE OF YOURS A REAL GOOD CLEANIN', too, and...


There he goes again.  Kissin' the peep on the nose.


DISGUSTIN', that is.  DISGUSTIN'!


And you might wanna use a little paw sanitiser while you're at it, Saffron.  Might help; certainly won't hurt. 


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.

21 comments:

  1. *shakes head*
    Poor Saffy; he'll have to learn the hard way!

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    1. Yup, HE'LL BE SORRY when he ends up with fleas or somethin'. And when he does, HE HAD BETTER NOT blame me.

      Not like I didn't warn him.

      MOUSES!

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  2. What? I do that all the time, and more.

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    1. You DO?

      Tell me Summer, have you ever caught anythin' from your human? I'm super worried Saffron is gonna catch somethin' from the peep. MOUSES!

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  3. seville; may bee saffron iz tryin ta get on de goodest good side oh yur peepz ....and de peepz will say; oh...heerz sum treetz... N bee cauz her canna leeve ewe out; ewe will get sum treetz two..

    may bee ???!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. Could be, could be..

      He DOES really like his treats.

      MOUSES!

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  4. I think you've got more training to do Seville!

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  5. MOUSES! Wow, Saffy touches noses with your Peep?! You're right, Sivvers. That's gross, but we bet your Peep likes it. :)

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    1. She seems to, yeah. But then... But we all knew Peepers was weird, right? MOUSES!

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  6. Oh dear, Seville! You've really "got your knickers in a twist" over that one, haven't you?

    Purrs,
    Tama and Benny

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    1. I do. I DO! And the weird thing is, I don't even WEAR knickers but twisted knickers is what I've got, for sure. MOUSES!

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  7. Gave Grammy a big laugh and a humungous awwwwwww! Grammy is dancing for joy to know Saffron, Saffy Saffers, Sassafras is adapting well to indoors with the Peeps. We kinda like it too.
    Sivvers, old boy, you might give her kisses and get extra treats! It's possible. You never know. Peeps like and reward that kinda behaviour. Yep! Really, they do!

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    1. That's cause peeps like to spread their germs, I think. Either that or they just can't resist our adorableness and stuff. Could go either way. MOUSES!

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  8. Awww, Saffron wants to get on your peeps' good side...but yes, he best get himself washed up...

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    1. Yup, he needs to wash those peep germs off his nose. Ewww... Bleh. GROSS!

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  9. Maybe, Saffy Saffers could just carry some sanitizer and rub that on the peeps nose before he does that whole yucky kissing thing?
    having said that, that sanitizer sure tastes like the vets, so I'd not be going anywhere near anyone wearing that cologne! Why anyone would wish to were anything named after a German town is beyond me, just like naming it after the English Channel! Yuck!
    Purrs
    ERin

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    1. Now THAT'S a thought...

      On the other paw, bet sanitiser does taste gross.

      OH WHAT A DILEMMA. MOUSES!

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  10. Awww...that is so sweet. When do we get to see a photo of him?

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    1. Hmmm... 'Bout that... You see...

      Well ever since Peepers upgraded her compu... I mean, MY computer, she's had issues transferrin' pictures from her camera to the computer to post on-line. And 'cause of COVID and stuff, she never booked any time with the whiz kids at the library who can get that all fixed up. Some day she'll be able to do that, I am sure, but not quite yet. PURRS

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    2. But he's charcoal grey. Looks just like a Russian Blue. Speaks English though, of course. English and Cat. purrs

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