gross

No Saffron, NO.  NO!!!

Saffron, that's gross!

Bleh.

Yuk.

GROSS.

MOUSES!

Because, Saffron...  Because.  Well I'll TELL you why it's gross.   It's gross because...  Because it's gross!

BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT NOSE HAS BEEN!

MOUSES!

I'm tellin' ya, my friends, that Saffy Saffron Saffers Sassafras - yeah, I call him that sometimes, now - has started doin' the grossest thing a cat could ever do.

Okay, so he didn't just START doin' it.  Methinks he has been doin' this for quite some time now, and...

IT'S GROSS!

Saffron, I thought I told you not to do that!

Ewww...

MOUSES that's gross.

Saffron, when Peepers picks you up in her arms, THE VERY LAST THING you wanna do is reach up toward her face by stretchin' your neck, and give her kisses on her nose.

Like I said before, you don't know where that nose of hers has been.  You have no idea what kinda germs you might pick up by kissin' Peepers on the nose.  NO IDEA!  She could have the plague or somethin', she could.

Or worse.

SHE COULD HAVE FLEAS!

MOUSES!

Saffron, there's a lotta stuff I, Seville the Cat, am gonna have to teach you now that you're livin' here in my house.  For starters, lesson number one is...

YOU DON'T KISS PEEPS ON THE NOSE.

*watches more nose-kissing going on and shakes head in disgust*

Well just don't get near me with that nose that kissed that nose of hers.  If you want my advice, you had best go give yourself a big bath.  And when I say big, I mean BIG.  HUGE, in fact.  From the tips of your ears to the end of your tail, AND MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THAT NOSE OF YOURS A REAL GOOD CLEANIN', too, and...

There he goes again.  Kissin' the peep on the nose.

DISGUSTIN', that is.  DISGUSTIN'!

And you might wanna use a little paw sanitiser while you're at it, Saffron.  Might help; certainly won't hurt. 

MOUSES!

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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.