So tomorrow is the big day.
No, it's not my birthday, I'm afraid.
Although truth be told, MY BIRTHDAY would be a big day, for sure. The biggest day EVER! The most important day to celebrate in the history of the world!
Or at least in the history of Canada.
And speakin' of Canada...
That's right, my friends, tomorrow is CANADA DAY!
So we are havin' birthday celebrations and all that, but it's not MY birthday we'll be celebratin'.
On the other paw...
WHY THE MOUSES NOT?
HEY PEEPERS! YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD OBJECT IF I, SEVILLE THE CAT, WERE TO COMMANDEER CANADA DAY AND TURN IT INTO A DAY CELEBRATIN' ME?
'Cause quite frankly, a day celebratin' me sounds like the perfect day, for sure, and...
YOU THINK THEY WOULD MIND, PEEPERS?
Personally, I think a national holiday celebratin' Seville the Cat - that would be me - would be THE BEST national holiday anyone could hope to have. We'd have niptinis along with salmon steaks drenched in nip sauce. And some nice nippy ice cream for dessert, and...
Oohhh... And for entertainment, cats across the country could gather, playin' with biff bags and nip mice and wand toys and...
Oohhh... And peeps could set up giant chesterfields for scratchin', and...
OOHHH... And on this day celebratin' Seville the Cat - once again, that would be me - every cat in the land gets first choice of all the prime spots in the house. BY LAW.
In other words, peeps can sit on the floor.
OOHHH... And if peeps don't like sittin' on the floor, they can go out the door!
Makin' sure they return in time to serve us our din-dins, of course.
AND AS FOR TREATS, THERE WILL BE AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY.
Now I ask you, does this not sound like a good way to celebrate the first of July?
AND I, bein' the cat bein' honoured on this wonderfully special day, DECREE THERE WILL BE NO FIREWORKS ALLOWED.
'Cause they're super scary, you know?
HEY PEEPERS! I'M OFFICIALLY CHANGIN' TOMORROW TO SEVILLE THE CAT DAY.
I'll start contactin' news outlets now.
Hmmm... Better give a heads up to the Prime Minister, too. This is the kind of stuff he really needs to know.
Plus, he might not have enough catnip and nip mice on paw. He might need to go shoppin' on his way home.
Remember to mask up, too.