Wednesday 26 May 2021

niptinis by the pool



What has the May weather been like here in Nova Scotia, you ask?


Well...


Well first it was cold.  Then it was damp.  Then it was damp AND cold.


It rained.  Rained a bit more.  Made it more damp.  Plus, it was still cold.


Oh sure, there were quite a few super duper nice days tucked in there as well, but not necessarily enough of 'em to make up for the cold and the damp.


But now...


BUT NOW IT'S LIKE A MILLION AND NINETY-TWO DEGREES!


Seriously, it is.  It's literally like a million and ninety-two degrees.  LITERALLY!


Kinda.  Sorta.  Whatever.


Weatherpeeps are sayin' this afternoon is gonna be 28C.  PLUS, there's gonna be a humidex of 33C!


Did I mention it was still May?


Which is TECHNICALLY still spring, my friends.


Too bad Mother Nature didn't know 'bout that.


MOUSES!


So that's why I'm postin' early today.  I'm postin' early on account of my plannin' on spendin' this afternoon drinkin' refreshin' niptinis by the pool.


Well that was the plan, anyway.


But since we don't have a pool, I'll have to settle for niptinis by the puddle.


WHAT?  THERE ARE NO PUDDLES OUT THERE?  ARE YOU SERIOUS?


MOUSES!


Maybe I can enjoy those niptinis by the sprinkler, then?


HEY PEEPERS!  YOU WANNA SET UP THE SPRINKLER FOR ME SO I CAN DRINK MY NIPTINIS BY IT THIS AFTERNOON?


What do you MEAN you're not doin' that?  What do you MEAN?


No, seriously, what do you mean?  Peepers, is my every wish not your command?


'Cause let me tell you, it sure should be.


MOUSES!


No sprinkler then, huh?


Well then...


Hmmm...


NIPTINIS BY THE KITCHEN SINK IT IS!


Somehow it doesn't sound nearly as enticin'.


But needs must.


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.


10 comments:

  1. Heck with niptinis. Crank up the a/c.

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    1. We had the fans blowin' all night!

      Unfortunately, Peepers started talkin' AND ALL THAT HOT AIR...

      Well you get the picture, I am sure. MOUSES!

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  2. dood....seer ee iz lee....itz been de same in de land oh trout; 70 degreez, snow, frost, more frostee, 457 in de shade and bye fry day ..... 55 !! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Up and down, then down and up. It's like Mother Nature has turned into a yo-yo or somethin'. MOUSES!

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  3. It's dang hot here Seville, meetcha in da kitchen!

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  4. That's our Seville, making lemonade out of lemons!

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  5. I can't imagine wanting to be near water, even in hot weather! I mean, I do get baths fairly often, but the heat doesn't make it any more fun.

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  6. That old Peepers needs to get you a pool
    If not then tell her you are no fool
    Turn up the AC till her paychecks drool
    Then we will see who's the pool fool, cool

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  7. A million and ninety two degrees, is that Celsius or Fahrenheit? Because it's that hot here too. :)

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  8. Hmm, you may be on to something there, Sivvers. Niptinis by the kitchen sink ... count us in!

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