Wednesday 21 April 2021

she speaks


BREAKING NEWS...


SHE SPEAKS.


MOUSES!


I know, I know...  I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinkin', Peepers has always been capable of speech.  In fact, you're PROBABLY thinkin', Peepers has always been WAY, WAY, WAY TOO capable of speech, havin' that big mouth that she has, that's always flappin' like a flag in the wind durin' the mother of all hurricanes.


And you know somethin', my friends?


YOU WOULD BE RIGHT.


MOUSES!


Yup, Peepers has the biggest mouth in the history of peeps' mouths.  It's a fact.  I looked it up, and everythin'.


MOUSES!


Blah, blah, blah is all I hear from that ol' peep; mornin', noon, and night.


And when I say night, I actually mean NIGHT.  You know, like when peeps are supposed to be sound asleep, and not blabbin' away like MY peep.


FYI, she talks whilst I'm attemptin' to nap, too, which is WAY BEYOND ANNOYING, for sure.


MOUSES!


Thing is though, I'm not actually talking 'bout ol' Big Mouth Peepers.  Nope, I most certainly am not.  I'm talkin'...


Are you sittin' down?


I'm talkin'...


ABOUT SAFFRON.


MOUSES!


That's right, my friends.  Monday mornin', Saffron was out on the veranda waitin' for Peepers to serve her her brekkies, and what did she do?


SHE SPOKE!


That's right, Saffron spoke to the peep!


She said MEOW, and everythin'.


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And let me tell you, Peepers is beyond excited, for sure.  I think if I were to strap a rocket - or a cheese-eatin' marmalade cat - to her back, she would soar right up to the moon!!!  Peepers says that once a scared kitty speaks to a peep, said scared kitty is ready to start trustin' the peep, soon.


Not that I'd know anything 'bout bein' scared, myself.  I, Seville the Cat, am scared of NOTHIN', you see.


'Cept for vacuums, of course.


And thunder because...  Well who isn't?


And big trucks.


Not to mention the occasional cucumber


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.


11 comments:

  1. Well, that is kind of a big deal.

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  2. Awwww, that is super about Saffron!!

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  3. I am glad she is talking to the peep now. :)

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  4. I'm glad that Saffron is feeling more comfortable. Seriously,Seville, who isn't afraid of vacuums,thunder,trucks and cucumbers? They are all scary things.

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  5. Wow, Saffron talks now? That's so cool! It sounds like that trust is building, for sure. :)

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  6. Oh my, that is great news.... unless of course she asked about the whereabouts of Sevilles stash of nip plants, fancy feastibles, and the treats!
    Of course, that may be a good thing ;)
    Toodle pips and purrs
    ERin

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  7. You did NOT mention cucumbers, did you Seville?
    I've seen videos, and I feel so sad for the poor cats who get scared by those vegetables!
    Good news about Saffron!

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  8. This is Wonderpurr news! We have been holding our breaths in anticipation of Saffron finally communicating with your Peep. Crossing our paws and tails that she soon applies for room and board.

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  9. Pawsome! I like when Saffron's talk😸Pawkisses for a Talkative Day to all of you🐾😽💞

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  10. Look at it this way, Severs: your momma now has somepawdy to converse with, which means she might not pester you as often. Tee hee hee.

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