HEY SAMMY! THIS YEAR, YOU HAD BEST HAVE GOTTEN IT RIGHT.
So yesterday, as you may have heard, was the day when ol' Shubenacadie Sam makes his one and only public appearance for the year, and...
One and only? ONLY one? Only ONCE? Mouses, I need to get myself a job like Sammy's 'cause quite honestly, I could do with a job where I get paid for three hundred and sixty-five days of the year but only have to appear in public once.
"SINCE WHEN DID YOU START MAKING PUBLIC APPEARANCES, SEVILLE?"
Oh quit your screechin', Peepers. No one asked for your opinion, anyway.
But since you were wonderin'...
Since you were wonderin', Peepers, I, Seville the Cat, make public appearances ALL the time. Every day, in fact. Sometimes by the hour!
Not my fault if there's no one there from the public to see me when I appear.
But I digress.
Now back to the topic at paw.
Yesterday was Groundhog Day, and Groundhog Day is the day every year when ol' Shubenacadie Sam makes his one and only yearly public appearance.
Seriously, I have GOT to get myself a once-a-year gig like that. MOUSES!
And durin' his once yearly public appearance yesterday, ol' Sammy my man...
Man? Gal? Not sure, to tell you the truth. Never actually asked him. Or her. MOUSES.!
Anyway, durin' his or her once yearly public appearance yesterday, ol' Sammy my man or gal came outta his or her little house in that there place called Shubenacadie, Nova Scotia, looked all about, and...
AND SAW NOT A SHADOW IN SIGHT.
After seein' no shadow, ol' Sammy declared that spring would come early and seriously, WE CAN ALL DO WITH THAT.
My gosh, I'm dreamin' of springtime already, my friends. Dreamin' of soft breezes and sunshine and spring blossoms and...
"DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE SNOW SHOVEL WENT?"
I did say dreamin', didn't I.
Not a question. Statement of fact.
Remember to mask up, too.