So once upon a time, approximately two hundred and thirty-nine million, five hundred thousand, eight hundred cat seconds ago, we were livin' in a pre-pandemic, pre-lockdown time.
Okay, so we're not actually in lockdown here in Nova Scotia. Peeps can do pretty much whatever they wanna do, with just a few restrictions.
Cats, on the other paw...
CAN DO WHATEVER THEY LIKE.
As it should be.
But peeps do have to follow the rules and quite frankly, if they'd just figure out that the sooner they follow said rules, the better...
But peeps? HA! That would require common sense, you see.
It's like when the doctor says you have to wear the cone of shame. You don't wanna, but you've GOTTA, 'cause doctors usually know best.
Now I say usually, on account of I'M SURE THERE HAS GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY of takin' a cat's temperature.
But all that aside, the thing is...
The thing is...
The thing is, the sooner I can get these two peeps off my paws, the better, 'cause quite frankly...
THEY'RE DRIVIN' ME ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.
Why just the other day, Peepers decided it would be fun for everybody to watch TV, together.
As in, in the same room.
AS IN, ON THE SAME CHESTERFIELD.
It's bad enough I've got 'em in the house all the time...
BUT I HAVE TO SHARE THE CHESTERFIELD, TOO?
It's not like there isn't a perfectly good carpet on the floor.
You know, for the peeps.
Oh sure, I may have once or twice done a bum wipe down there... I MEAN, one of my fur-sibs may have once or twice done a bum wipe down there....
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE PEEPERS CLEANED IT ALL UP.
She had better have cleaned it all up. I mean, it's one thing for a kitty to do a bum wipe on the carpet, but NO KITTY wants to walk on it, afterwards, you know?
Of course you do.
Hmmm... As I seem to be digressin' in this here blog post, I'll just finish up by sayin'...
THE SOONER YOU PEEPS ALL WEAR YOUR MASKS AND STOP SOCIALISIN' WITH STRANGERS, THE SOONER PEEPS WON'T HAVE TO SIT ON FLOORS WITH CARPETS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN USED FOR WIPIN' KITTIES' BUMS.
OTHER kitties bums.
Remember to mask up, too.