Sunday 24 January 2021

forty-five weeks


So forty-five weeks is the same as...


Carry the one.


Carry that other one.


Oops!  That was just a speck of dirt and not a one.  Heeheeheeheehee...


Then multiply it all by...


GOT IT!  Forty-five weeks is the same as two hundred and forty-four million, nine hundred and forty-four thousand cat seconds.


MOUSES!


So as of today, I've been stuck here in this ol' house with the peeps for TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY-FOUR MILLION, NINE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FOUR THOUSAND CAT SECONDS


MOUSES!


Well, I suppose it could be worse.


NOT.


MOUSES!


And today, not only am I stuck in the house with the peeps, but the peeps are also stuck here with me, and...


Wait a minute.


PEEPERS!  JUST WHAT THE MOUSES DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE STUCK IN HERE WITH ME?


PEEPERS, BEIN' STUCK HERE WITH ME IS A PRIVILEGE!  YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY AS TO BE STUCK HERE WITH ME ALL THE TIME.  LUCKY!  LUCKY, I TELL YOU.  LUCKY!  YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEEPS OUT THERE WOULD LOVE TO BE STUCK IN A HOUSE WITH A CAT LIKE ME?


AND WHEN I SAY STUCK, I ACTUALLY MEAN HONOURED.


MOUSES!


Boy-oh-boy, some peeps.


Hmph.


I'm thinkin' Peepers is just in a foul mood on account of the weatherpeeps sayin' we were only gonna get a couple centimetres of snow overnight, but appear to have gotten their centimetres confused with their feet.  I mean, paws.  NO, I definitely mean feet.


MOUSES!


Yup, that's right, we had a major snowfall out there.  White stuff...  EVERYWHERE.  And before Peepers can go to the store or anywhere else, she'll have to shovel us out.


AND SHE JUST SHOVELLED, YESTERDAY!


I, on the other paw, am spendin' the day inside.


Away from the snow.


Outta the cold.


Even if I DO have to spend it with the peeps.


MOUSES!


*grins*


But I'm gonna suggest to Peepers that she head out there with the shovel, NOW.  More time she spends shovellin', the LESS time I'll have to spend with her here inside the house, pesterin' and annoyin' me.


Like the pesterin' and annoyin' peep that she is.


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.

18 comments:

  1. At least you two never have any dull moments at your place Seville!

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  2. oh my! You do give the peep a hard time, Seville. Maybe if you shovelled the snow it would give you a break from the peep and a little fresh air too. *giggles* I could knit you a sweater, scarf, hat and mittens to keep you warm. Hugs, Grammy

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    1. Umm... UMM... NO. No hat and mittens for me, thank you very much. Unless... Can you make a hat that says "I'm with stupid" and points to the peep? MOUSES!

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  3. Humans need to keep occupied. At least yours doesn't put hats on you and take photos, like mine does. On second thought, I like wearing hats and posing for photos. Never mind.

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    1. Well, of course, YOU look good in hats, Summer. What I need is a walkin' stick. Yup, a walkin' stick would fit right in with my Gentlecat Nip Farmer look. purrs

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  4. Peeps don't like shoveling, Sivvers. This much we know. We guess that means you and your peeps are kinda stuck inside. MOUSES!

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    1. Yeah... I'll just have to wait 'til the sun comes out and melts stuff. Hey, it's Nova Scotia. Could happen any time now. Our weather is weird. MOUSES!

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  5. You are do cheeky! Sending peep out to shovel !

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    1. You didn't think I was gonna do the shovellin'. DID you? MOUSES!

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  6. It seems like the weather peeps are always wrong. ;)

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    1. They sure are. If anyone wants to make ME KING of the world, that's the first thing I'll change. Well, first thing right after instituting free catnip for all, that is. MOUSES!

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  7. Being stuck with you Seville is something she should actually be very thankful for. Maybe pay for with some treats? Just meowin

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    1. That's what I think, too! It's an honour and privilege, for sure. MOUSES!

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  8. I wonder if our kitties feel they are lucky to have me working from home, or if they feel that 'I' am the lucky one!

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    1. Hmmm... I suspect you're not a pain in the tail like MY peep is. MY peeps is a real pawful so havin' her around is a real pain. Your kitties are likely good with havin' you around. PURRS

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