It's rainin', it's pourin'; the old man is snor....
Actually, it's not. Not rainin', I mean. The rain has finally stopped.
I'm tellin' ya, it rained so hard yesterday, I thought the house was gonna get up off its foundation and float, float away.
Either that, or sink.
AND THE WIND?
I'm actually kinda amazed our house didn't lift off the ground and take flight! The wind blew and blew and BLEW, then blew a bit more. And it went on like that for hours. DAYS. WEEKS!
Okay, so maybe that's a tad of an exaggeration. The wind blew for 'bout twenty-four hours. BUT IN CAT TIME, you've gotta multiply that by nine, so by MY calculations, it had to have been blowin' for approximately a week, two days, five hours, and fifteen minutes, give or take a second or two. Or nine.
Then this mornin', Peepers had to go out and check for damage in the yard. I would have gone with her but the ground was all wet and icky, and I like to keep my paws dry.
You want in on the joke?
Of course you do.
When Peepers came back inside this mornin' - you know, after her checkin' in the yard for wind damage - her shoes were so sodden, she could have wrung 'em out and collected a gallon of water.
Yup, the ground was that wet.
PEEPERS! Peepers, there are puddles out there? PUDDLES? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!!! Puddles are full of puddle water and I love puddle water. Love it? No, I ADORE IT, for sure. I, Seville the Cat, AM A CONNOISSEUR of the puddle water, you see.
COME ON PEEP. Grab those soakin' wet shoes of yours and put 'em on your paws... I mean, feet. There's puddle water out there just waitin' for me.
Remember to mask up, too.
She should have at least brought you in a nice big bowl of puddle water Seville!ReplyDelete
Yuck, sounds messy out there!ReplyDelete
We aren't sure which is worse about winter - the skywater or the cold. On the one paw - the skywater is Outside and We are indoor kitties whereas the cold can be felt indoors as well. On the other - Mummy has ways of keeping the house warm and besides - Cold Weather always means more Snuggles and We love snuggles - a lot.ReplyDelete
Now, Seville, if your house fly off, or indeed float off, make sure it stays socially distanced, MOLReplyDelete
As to them puddles, why, cant the peep bring one idoors for you; maybe start a 'puddle-arium'? That way you stay warm and get puddled up to your hearts content :)
Toodle pips and purrs
Egads, we had cold and snow, not rain and wind, Seville!ReplyDelete
Not sure that I'd trade you...
We had that crazy rain last week and were glad it left. You can visit us for a nice puddle any time Seville but I will stay inside. You and Rumpy go out for a drink or whatever you do. MOLReplyDelete
DOOD....WITH ALL THAT RAIN THER MITE A BEEN 393,045,192,573,023 FISHIN WERMZ OUT THER....N PEEPERZ CAME BAK INN SIDE WITH WET SHOOZ !!! ?????ReplyDelete
I hope that kitty that was outside stayed safe.ReplyDelete
OMC we know all about it, Seville, having a few wet days ourselves🙈😸Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead🐾😽💞ReplyDelete