Sunday 22 November 2020

thirty-six weeks

 


Ugh.


YUK!


That's so totally and utterly DISGUSTIN'.


MOUSES!


PEEPERS, GO TAKE A SHOWER, WILL YA?  YOU'RE COVERED FROM HEAD TO PAW IN DIRT.


MOUSES!


And how many times have you asked me, "Did you have to roll around in the dirt, Seville?"  Huh?  HUH?  HOW MANY TIMES?


And how many times did I answer, "Of course," but that's besides the point 'cause we're talking 'bout you here, and not me.



MOUSES!


And did you, Peepers?  DID YOU?  Did you go outside and roll around in the dirt?  Did you roll this way, then that way, then smush your tush back and forth 'til all the sand and mud and dirt was imbedded in your furs?  Then once all that dirt was imbedded, did you smush your tush some more?  DID YOU?  'Cause let me tell you somethin', ol' peep of mine...


YOU SURE DO LOOK LIKE YOU DID.


MOUSES!


I know you've been stayin' home as much as possible durin' the last one hundred and ninety-five million, nine hundred and fifty-five thousand, two hundred cat seconds due to this pandemic thing, but...


BUT YOUR STAYIN' HOME ALL THE TIME IS A WHOLE LOT HARDER ON ME THAN YOU, and you don't see ME out there rollin' around in the dirt, DO you.


Okay, so maybe you do, but I'm a cat, and cats do that sorta thing but you, my dear Peepers, are merely a peep.


So next time...


NEXT TIME...


Next time you go out to rake leaves and garden and stuff, DON'T MAKE LIKE A CAT AND ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT only to come back in the house as filthy as filthy can be.


And in the meantime...



KEEP YOUR GRUBBY OL' PAWS AWAY FROM ME.  Social distancin' IS a thing, you know.


Nothin' worse than gettin' covered in peep-used, second paw dirt, you see.


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.

9 comments:

  1. Keep on rollin' Seville, it helps pass the time!

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  2. Humans sure do have weird habits!

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  3. Oh dear, Seville. It seems you have much to put up with (mol).

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  4. Oh dear, Seville. It seems you have much to put up with (mol).

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  5. Why oh why do the peeps try to impress us with their dirt rolling antics. I mean they failed miserably at the dirt slinging when it came to the elections, so why they think they'd be any better in the rolling dept. I just dont know, MOL
    Purrs
    ERin

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  6. Hoomons have no appreciation for dirt baffs. There's nuffin like rolling on fresh (or even not so fresh) soil, working it down through the furs to get next to the skin. It's one of Life's Pleasures. Sad to say, hoomons prefer water baffs over dirt baffs. And that's a sad sad thing.

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  7. You are probably much better at dirt rolling than the peep!

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  8. Seville, when The Hubby mulched the leaves into the lawn the last time, he came inside with dust and dirt and sticks and stuff all over him! Now, it's half his own fault for continuing to use an ancient lawnmower, AND he could have left all of the leaves the way they were, as we did last year.

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  9. You have a mighty strange peep. :)

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