Flyin', Fryin', suFFerin' succotash...
MOUSES!
Whew! There's nothin' to worry 'bout here, after all. Just the peep cookin'.
*whisssstttt!*
FOR MOUSIN' OUT LOUD, PEEPERS IS COOKIN'!
Hey Peepers! Whatcha doin' over there by the stove, and why are....
*whisssstttt!*
I SAID, WHY ARE THOSE THINGS YOU'RE COOKIN' FLYIN' OUT OF THE PAN?
*WHISSSSTTT!*
Mouses, Peepers, BE CAREFUL! That last one nearly clipped me in the ear.
And by the way, what was that thing that flew past me so closely that it nearly clipped me in the ear?
Hmmm... Now what's this on the floor? It's small. It's red. It's... Huh, methinks I have found a cranberry.
A CRANBERRY?
WHAT THE MOUSES ???
Peepers, why are you...
*WHISSSSTTTT!*
I SAID, WHY ARE YOU THROWIN' FLAMIN' CRANBERRIES ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR?
Okay, so they're not actually flamin', but they are flying 'round the kitchen like teeny-tiny Roombas attached to teleportation devices.
You're what?
YOU'RE WHAT?
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP THERE, PEEPERS. I THINK THAT LAST FLYIN' FRYIN' SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASHIN' CRANBERRY DID CLIP ME IN THE EAR!
Oh.
OH...
So you're makin' cranberry sauce with fresh, locally grown, Nova Scotia cranberries, you say. And the cranberries pop like poppin' popcorn when first bein' cooked and...
*WHISSSSTTTT!*
Okay Peepers, enough is enough I SAID, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! That last cranberry came way too close to me for comfort, for sure. There's to be no more watchin' of cookin' shows, for you, dear Peep. I SAID, NO MORE WATCHIN' OF COOKIN' SHOWS FOR YOU!
*WHISSSSTTTT!*
Awww.... MOUSES!
Remember to mask up, too.
That can be scary Seville, our peeps watch cooking shows too!
ReplyDeleteWHOA! Watch out, Sivvers! Cranberries incoming!
ReplyDeleteMy human wants to make cranberry sauce from scratch one of these days. Not sure if that means this year or 10 years from now.
ReplyDeleteSounds like them cranberries just don't know how to socially distance themselves! Anyways, should the Weasel Syndicate ever get back up and running, you have a great new weapon in your arsenal.
ReplyDeletePurrs
ERin
Seville, perhaps she was trying to invent a new exercise routine for you!
ReplyDeleteThat is some real Sufferin Succotash Splat coming from those cranberries. Glad Dad is not a fan of those things as they sound Dangerous!
ReplyDeletedood...cranbeereez ??!!! sew, likes wears de FISH; ore BACON; ore burger...THATZ what shuld bee in de cook pan knot ta menshun it will STAY in de cook pan....whoa !!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :) ♥♥☺☺
ReplyDeleteSounds dangerous. I will stick with the canned ones. :)
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