Wednesday 5 August 2020

da hots

We gots da hots.

MOUSES!

No, I don't have a fever or anythin' like that.

BUT MOTHER NATURE SURE DOES.

MOUSES!

I'm tellin' ya, all this heat and humidity is wearin' pretty thin.  Peeps have NO IDEA how we cats feel when it gets this hot.

NO IDEA. WHATSOEVER!

Peeps?  Peeps are lucky.  Peeps can take off their clothes, and...

Scratch that.  Peeps walking 'round nekkid is never a good idea, for there are some things a kitty can never unsee.

I would rather they go jump in a lake.

Take that as you wish.

MOUSES!

But peeps can take off SOME of their clothes.  At least they can take off the heavy ones and put on somethin' lighter.  And bare arms and legs are okay.

I suppose.

MOUSES!

But us cats?  We cats have no clothes to take off!

Our fur coats are attached, you see.

MOUSES!

Yesterday I hung out under a bush for part of the day.  I'm not tellin' anyone which bush, in case the peeps think they might cool off by hangin' out under the SAME bush as me, usin' up some of MY somewhat cool space.

But today, even under that bush is too hot.  So today I'm stayin' indoors.  Today I'm plunkin' my tail down in front of a fan, and...

GET OUTTA MY SPACE!

You heard me, Peepers.  GET OUTTA MY SPACE.

Boy-oh-boy, do you know what Peepers just did?  She just sat down next to me, and...

AND SHE USED UP ALL OF MY FAN!

Okay, so maybe she didn't USE IT UP, but it sure felt like she did.  She sat between me and my fan and blocked all the cool air that was meant for ME, and...

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OUTTA MY FAN!

Peeps.  They have no consideration.  No consideration at all.

Look Peepers, if you're that hot, go take of some clothes.  But if you're thinking 'bout walkin' around nekkid or anythin' like that...

DON'T EVEN THINK 'BOUT DOIN' IT NEAR ME.

Like I said earlier: there are some things a kitty can never unsee.

MOUSES!

Oh, and Peepers?  It's one thing to take off your pants or top or whatever, but if you're walkin' about in public, near other peeps?  Well if you're doin' that, pants or no pants, you had still better be wearin' your mask.

MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to MASK UP, too.

6 comments:

  1. Oh dear, oh DEAR, Seville!
    Maybe you can convince your peep to put ice cubes in your water bowl...then blow the fan over it RIGHT AT YOU for extra cooling power!

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  2. Fortunately, my human keeps some sort of clothing on always, no matter the weather. Except maybe at bedtime.

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  3. Seville we have the really hots here too. The thought of Dad walking around nekkid is... SCARY

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  4. Cant beat a good bush! Well beating about a bush is they say something humans do when they have spare time, but for me that is NOT what a good bush is for. Anyways, what you need, Seville, is aircon! Nothing to do with the Air Force, though I imagine they could create a lovely down draft if things get too sticky, MOL
    Thing is if you get the air force involved, do make sure the peep is decent before they land ;)
    Purrs
    ERin

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  5. dood....for sure due knot ree veel which bush or peace oh shrubree ... coz itz gonna go frum 983 in de shade... ta sorta kinda may bee hot..... bee for ya noe it.... stay chillax dood N stay healhtee ☺☺♥♥

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