Sunday, 10 May 2020

eight weeks

Eight weeks.

Eight L-O-N-G weeks.

I imagine you know the drill by now.

MOUSES!

So the peeps and I have been stuck with each others' company now for like...

Like FOREVER.  Yes, my friends, it feels like FOREVER.

Forever as in four million, eight hundred and thirty-eight thousand, four hundred seconds.  AND IN CAT TIME, that would be forty-three million, five hundred and forty-five thousand, six hundred seconds.  (For when translating regular time into cat time, one must multiply everythin' by nine, you see.)

MOUSES!

And during this period of uh...

Of FOREVERNESS, I have come to the conclusion that peeps out there don't know how to follow the rules.

Okay, so some peeps do, but others...

Well...

Well apparently, they don't.

MOUSES!

Do people not realise that by not followin' the rules they make the PERIOD OF RULES last even longer?

MOUSES!

Actually, here in Nova Scotia, most peeps seem to be followin' rules quite well.  At least in my part of Nova Scotia they are.  But in other parts of the world...

Well let's just say, THIS KITTY watches the news.

MOUSES!

And speakin' of kitties...

I mean, speakin' of rules.

No, I mean kitties.

Actually, I think I mean both.

MOUSES!

Okay, so the thing is, I, Seville the Cat, am super duper good when it comes to followin' rules.  I am EXCELLENT at rule followin', for sure.

Of course, most of the rules I have to follow are rules I've made myself, so I guess one might say it's easy for me to follow 'em, but still...

But still, I'M FOLLOWIN' THE RULES!

And in the odd case of a rule I'm not wantin' to follow...

Well then, it's OBVIOUSLY a very silly rule.  A rule which should not so much be broken, as uh...

Umm...

Well...

GOTTEN RID OF.

MOUSES!

I mean, if I, Seville the Cat, do not approve of a rule, why the mouses should that rule even exist?  WHY?

Stupid rules need to be gotten rid of immediately, I think.  And by immediately, I mean like yesterday.  So if I supposedly break a rule today, that I got rid of yesterday, technically...

Technically, I did not break the rule.

FOR HOW CAN ONE BREAK A RULE THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST?

MOUSES!

But peeps...

Well peeps just go 'bout breakin' rules all willy nilly, which is silly, 'cause like I intimated before...

THIS RULE BREAKIN' POOPIES IS GONNA GET US ALL IN DEEP...

Uh...

Ummm...

LITTER.

And by litter, I don't mean trash tossed out of a car window - which is somethin' no one ever should do - but  I THINK that's somethin' you already knew.

I mean 'bout the KIND of litter.

MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

8 comments:

  1. Dang, I didn't even know rules applied to us kitties!

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    1. Oh yes, they DO, my friend, BUT... But if you don't like a rule, just abolish it like I do. Cats are allowed. purrs

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  2. Yeah, people in the U.S. seem to be all about breaking the rules! Even here in our state, where we are supposed to know better!

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  3. Humans...they don't listen, they don't follow rules, they are idiots!
    Except...they have thumbs and can open cat food cans.

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    1. They do have that, it's true. The thumbs, I mean. Not fair, really. It's WE CATS who should have gotten the thumbs. MOUSES!

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  4. I sure wish everyone would follow the rules so no one else has to die from this.

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