Monday 23 March 2020

if in doubt,

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T GO OUT.

MOUSES!

It's really very simple.

But first of all, I must apologise.  The Internet was as sketchy as an elf named Buddy using an Etch-a-Sketch yesterday, and I wasn't able to post my Sunday post.  But you know what they say...

They say, better late than never.

So...

So Monday is now Sunday.

MOUSES!

Or maybe Sunday is now Monday.

Whatever.

But back to this other stuff.  You know, this important coronavirus stuff.

We're still social distancin' here, although peeps are askin' for us to now call social distancing, physical distancing.

Okay, I get it.  I get that peeps are supposed to be keepin' two meters between themselves and others so really, yeah, that IS a physical, and not social kinda thing, but...

But SOME PEEPS can't seem to figure out how to keep six paws apart at all!  Are we really gonna confuse 'em by callin' it somethin' else?  You know what'll happen if we do.  You know you do.  They'll start thinkin' that social distancin' and physical distancin' are two different things 'cause they have two different names, and the next thing that'll happen is that they won't be doin' any kinda distancin' at all.

'Cause you know...

They're peeps.

Cats can figure this stuff out no probs, but peeps...

Well...

Peeps are peeps!

MOUSES!

And then there's the self-isolating thing.

Self-isolatin' is when you don't go anywhere you don't absolutely have to go.  When you stay at home as much as you possibly can.  You ask yourself, BEFORE you step out the door, do I really HAVE to get that at the store?  Do I really HAVE to walk at the park or the beach, or can I just get some fresh air right here at home?  And if there's any doubt - any doubt at all - 'bout not HAVIN' to go somewhere, you DON'T GO.

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T GO OUT.

MOUSES!

My peeps have been stayin' home as much as possible.  Peep #1 made a quick run to the grocery store last Friday, and has been home ever since.

Since Friday.

SEVENTY-TWO HOURS.

FOUR THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY MINUTES.

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY-NINE THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED SECONDS.

Do you have any idea how long that is in CAT years?

Well I'll tell you how long that is in cat years.

Scratch that, the calculator doesn't go up that high.

MOUSES!

Fact is, peeps bein' home twenty-four / seven is like an eternity for us cats, for sure.

Did I say like?  I meant to say, IS.

MOUSES!

And so far, we've only finished week number one.

I'm seriously gonna need to augment my supply of the nip.

MOUSES!

So remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T GO OUT.

And when you absolutely HAVE to - go out, I mean - keep six paws between you and all others.

MOUSES!

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It was announced yesterday that all Nova Scotia Provincial parks are now closed.  Cars found parked at those parks will be towed.  MOUSES!

14 comments:

  1. Very well said, Seville! I do hope your peeps stay well and safe! You keep an eye on them and keep them on the straight and narrow!
    I know the challenge you face with having the peeps under paw as mine give me these odd looks when they are not hiding and napping!
    Be well

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  2. This Peep is definitely following your orders, Seville!! I am 68 years old and, although I’m in excellent health (Aside from being overweight!!) I am getting scared about going out!! I have to go out at least once a month to go to the bank and shopping! THAT’S IT!!

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  3. I hear tell that there are great offers on NIP these days. Seems like there is someone looking after us cats in retail land.
    But keeping humans happy and out from ones paws, let alone 6 paws away in Imperial measure, is going to hard. Maybe what you need is some sort of exercise regimen, or time to start decorating? Christmas isnt far away either so they could have a dry run or three at set up the decorations, MOL
    Stay safe and well, and remember your Health and Safety guidelines ;)
    Purrs
    ERin

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  4. We have been social distancing since last Monday, but so many were ignoring it. This evening Boris announced we are on lockdown. The police will have the power to stop and question anyone out on the streets and in cars. No more than 2 people to be together outdoors and that is only if it is essential to go out.

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  5. Our internet was wonky too Seville. Our peeps aren't going out, only for food runs which hasn't happened yet. Stay safe, healthy and virus-free.

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  6. I believe you've got the winning jingle here, Seville! Well done!

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  7. Just think when they are in, they can cater to your every whim.

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  8. Well.I moved into this super nice place.... and all Mommy has done is take out the garbage and get the mail. Do I feel your pain.

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  9. We have the idiots here. Panic buying when the food shops will NOT be closing. I mean REALLY. The country will continue to be fed and safe but try telling the foolish people that... not going to happen six paws or no...

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  10. WE don't mind having Mummy home 24/7 where We can keep her under snoopervision. In fact, She hasn't been out anywhere for almost TWO WEEKS - except to take down the garbage.
    MOUSES! We almost forgot! She does still go out effurry night to feed the homeless kitties in Our Street. She waits till it's quite late and nobody else is about - no humans, that is. The later She goes, the more cats there seem to be.
    Keep well and safe, Seville, dear furriend - and look after your Peeps.

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  11. My human is already home a lot because she works here. So this is nothing new to her - or me. I will say, though, I'm really bad at social distancing, even though my human is good about it when she has to go out.

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  12. Oh I hope your stock of nip is plentiful for the time your peeps are locked in with you lol. We are now on day 9 of the lockdown in Austria. From today's view, it will last until April 12, but depending on how this pandemic goes, it could be extended. So your pals Samantha, Sonic, Lisa and Hero are locked in with us too, for as long as it's necessary to keep Ralph safe, which could be very long. But at least now there is always somebody available for cuddles, food, treats, silly games and more. Physical distancing is actually a good way to put it! So keep your distance peeps and stay safe and healthy! Sending love to you all from us in Austria <3

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  13. Excellent advice, Seville! We hope you and your peeps stay safe and well.

    Purrs,
    Tama and Genji

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  14. You are so wise, Seville. I wish them hoomons who are CLUELESSLY ignoring the virus and going out anyway would get a CLUE. Our mom is actually related to someone clueless and boy, did she give them her opinion Big Time! You are so right. Get your fresh air out there in the garden. It's better air in your garden than anywhere else. It's your air, right? Keep up the good work, buddy. We love you and your Peeps!

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I love hearin' from my pals. I really, REALLY do. PURRS.