Wednesday, 25 March 2020

Peepers, you stink

Hey Peepers!  Anyone ever tell you, you stink?

Okay, so yeah, you have a point there.  I HAVE told you that on many occasions, but uh...

HEY PEEPERS!  Anyone other than me ever tell you, you stink?

No?

Huh.

Well...

Well do your friends not have noses?  Maybe they've all gone and lost their sense of smell?  Forgot where they put it or somethin' like that?

Well you don't have to be like that about it.  Jeez.

MOUSES!

Peepers, I know that during this pandemic, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Premier Stephen McNeil have been sayin' peeps should stay at home as much as they can - and I TOTALLY agree - but they DID NOT SAY you should let yourself go.

MOUSES!

Oh yeah?  Well tell me this then, Peepers:  When was the last time you had a shower?  Huh?  HUH?  When, I ask.  WHEN?

This mornin', you say?

REALLY?

Huh.

Then how come you stink?

Do too.

DO TOO.

DO TOO.

MOUSES!

You do too stink, Peepers.  You smell like...

*sniff sniff*

Gardenias?

Yeah, well I'm a cat, and cats think gardenias stink.

And don't get us started on roses.

MOUSES!

And what's more...

*sniff sniff*

*sniff sniff*

*sniff sniff sniff, sniff sniff sniff sniff*

Aw MOUSES, Peepers.  I don't know what kinda gardenia stinkin' concoction you showered in, but now my furs smell of it, too.   Social distancin', Peepers.  SOCIAL DISTANCIN'!  You're supposed to be keepin' six paws away from me at all times but OH NO, you had to go give me a cuddle, didn't you.  You had to go give me a cuddle and get your stink all over me.  You had to....

Awww....

MOUSES!

Now that I think about it, Peepers, I think YOU SHOULD let yourself go.  If you're gonna be stayin' at home 24-7, why bother showering at all?  Why not skip the showers and hair washin' completely, savin' kitties like me from gettin' covered in your stinky ol' stink?

Imagine showering in gardenias.

The stupidity of it all!

PEEPERS, YOU STINK.

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AND REMEMBER, PEEPS:

IF IN DOUBT,
DON'T. GO. OUT.

MOUSES!

10 comments:

  1. Serenity Kitties25 March 2020 at 15:41

    oh my,,,, gardenia scent you say. Kitties here in Serenity are stuck with Spruce smell. I was out capturing some spruce tips. Maybe tell your peep about Spruce tips as the kitties here in Serenity seem to Love that smell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Peeps just LURV to spread their stink all over kitties, Seville! I've got grabby hands too!

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  3. Don't tell your peeps I said so, but I dislike the smell of Gardenias too, Seville.

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  4. Seville, you really got a problem on your paws. A BIG problem, cuz you know how much your Peep loves getting dirty in that garden of hers. And of course she grows primo catnip. I had some. It was ... primo. To cover up that gardenia stench, maybe she will let you roll in something good and nasty, like where possums sleep. I bet that would smell really good.

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  5. That doesn't sound much like stinky goodness Seville! Stay safe, healthy and virus-free.

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  6. Wow, too bad she can't spritz herself with catnip spray.

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  7. You are too funny! You had petcretary giggling for ages!

    Other than dog walking the peeps only traveled via the internet! All over the world, MOL!

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  8. MOL MOL! Angelique always smells like Givenchy Very Irresistible since it's her momma's favorite perfume.

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  9. Our Human also likes all those flowery scents. And on more than one occasion, she has called one or other of US "Stinky"! Go figure...

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  10. There are far worse things to smell like than gardenias. Keep those humans healthy. XO

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