Sunday 3 March 2019

wanna hear a secret?

Pssst...  Wanna hear a secret?

Oh hey there, Peepers.

What?

NO, I'm not airing out our dirty laundry here on my blog.  You have a clothes line to do that.  MOUSES!

So anyway...  Wanna hear a secret?

What's that, Peepers?

Actually, to tell you the truth, I wouldn't even bother at this point.

No seriously, I wouldn't.  You've let it go this long, why do anything about it now?

BECAUSE if you wait a little bit longer...

Yeah, yeah...

Peeps and their peep-like problems.

MOUSES!

So like I was sayin'...  Wanna hear a secret?

Seriously Peepers, I wouldn't bother, but if you're gonna bother, know this:  You're gonna be botherin' all on your own.

MOUSES!

Because I'm busy.  Way too busy to help.  That's why.

MOUSES!

Stuff.  I'm doin' STUFF.

Of for the love of mouses, Peepers.  I, Seville the Cat, HAVE PLENTY OF STUFF to be doin'.  Right now, for example, I'm workin' on my blog post for today.  Later on, I'll be workin' on my book.

You know, my book.

THE ONE I'M WRITING.

MOUSES!

And FYI, in the book I'm writing, I, Seville the Cat, am the hero, while you're...

Well...

You're uh...

Comic relief.

MOUSES!

But back to what I was askin' before.  Wanna hear a secret?

Peepers, just go into the livin' room and do what you're thinking about doing, even though I, personally, wouldn't bother doin' it now.  But since you've got your heart set on doin' what you're thinking of doin', just go ahead and do it.

Even if it is March.  Even if we are into the third month of the year.

BUT DON'T DO IT JUST YET!

Give me a minute, okay?

Because.

'Cause uh...

Well...

Well 'cause after you do what you're planning on doin', I'll no longer have a secret to tell.

'CAUSE WHAT YOU HAVE NEGLECTED TO DO FOR THE PAST TWO MONTHS IS MY SECRET.

Boy oh boy, I'm tellin' ya.

Peeps and their peep-like problems.

PEEPS.

Okay, so now that she's gone, but before she undos what she hasn't undone even though it really did kinda need to be done earlier this year, I'LL TELL YOU MY SECRET.

Are you ready?

Are you sitting down?

Brace yourselves, my pals....

If you can believe it...

Our Christmas tree is still up.

MOUSES!

12 comments:

  1. hahaha! The very reason Grammy doesn't put up a tree anymore. It would be up 24/7/365 or 24/7/366 during a leap year and we cannot have that... especially when we wouldn't be allowed to play with the ornaments or climb it. She'd never be able to go out for needing to guarding it.

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  2. Dang, I wish we had that kind of secret here!

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  3. MOL, maybe it are an Easter tree and she are just early!

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  4. She might as well leave it up now and get some Easter ornaments to hang on it.

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  5. Best to leave it up now. I mean the poor thing will just be settled in. Maybe decorate it with easter eggs ad what not and it won't look out of place ;)
    Purrs
    ERin

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  6. "Peeps and their peep-like problems..." LOL!

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  7. WOW! I thought I was late at the end of January. Might as well just keep it up now :)

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  8. OMC, that must be some sort of record!

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  9. Oh,Peepers you might as well leave it up for this Christmas now.Only 9 months to go!Hugs and Love to allxxx

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  10. Meow meowSeville yore peeps shuud get an award fore havin THE longest standin Kissmas tree upsss!!!
    **purrsss** BellaDharma

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  11. MOL! Wow! What a pawsome secret! Maybe your Peeps are planning to hang four-leaf clovers on it for St. Patrick's Day. And then colored eggs on it for upcoming Easter.

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  12. Wowy, it is?! Your momma is well ahead of the stores in advertising Christmas, which they do here as early as June and July! I think one of these days, Santa will just shed his suit permanently for shorts, a flowery shirt and sunglasses! Maybe your momma could change out the ornaments to seashells, seahorses, fishes and seaweed. Winks.

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