No way. No how.
Peepers, I am NOT takin' the blame for that mess.
Because it's not my mess, that's why.
No, I'm not blaming my fur-sibs for the mess at all.
In actual fact...
Well in actual fact, I happen to be blaming you.
Because Peepers, if you look carefully, you'll see that the mess I left was...
I MEAN, the mess I MIGHT have left, on account of my not bein' the only kitty livin' here in this here house, and short of a DNA test, there's no way you can prove it was me, which is why we can only say might, and...
Now where was I again?
Oh yeah, as I was saying, if you look CAREFULLY, you'll see that the mess SOME KITTY left was comparatively small to the mess that's now there.
AND FOR THE RECORD, the mess that is now there - the big one, I mean - didn't appear until you arrived with the carpet cleaner, tryin' to clean up the Teeny-Tiny mess SOME KITTY left on the carpet.
Out of interest there, Peepers, is the carpet cleaner SUPPOSED to spit dirty water out of its bottom like that?
Inquiin' minds wanna know.
What's so funny, you ask?
Well the carpet cleaner spat dirty water out of its bottom.
It's like the carpet cleaner PEED itself.
And FYI, by the looks of it, there might have been a little somethin' more than just pee in there.
Anyway, as I stated before, THAT mess there, the BIG one, was left by the carpet cleaner, and not by little ol' me. Not by any of us kitties, in fact.
But YOU, Peepers, were operatin' the carpet cleaner at the time, so...
So that there big ol' mess is ALL YOURS.