Hey Peepers! You happen to have the weather channel's e-mail address on paw?
Why do I need their e-mail, you ask?
Hmmm... You're right. I should probably call 'em directly.
Hey Peepers! You happen to have the weather channel's phone number on paw?
NEVER MIND! I decided to tweet 'em..
On the other paw...
Nah, phoning is definitely better.
Hey Peepers! I'm gonna need that phone number after all. You happen to have...
Well THAT was rude. The peep just slammed the door to my office shut.
And right in my face!
Well we'll see about that! I'm not lettin' the peep get away with shutting a door in my face. You let a peep shut a door in your face once, and you're bound to have peeps shuttin' doors in your face all over the place.
Okay, so she didn't actually shut the door IN my face. I was sitting at my computer, and the door is way over on the other side of the room.
But still, I'm gonna have to deal with this rudeness somehow. I'll go hound her for that phone number in the kitchen.
Hey Peepers, did you find that phone number for me?
For the weather channel! Mouses woman, do you NEVER listen to the things I say?
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
WHY do I need the weather channel's phone number, you ask?
'Cause I think phoning and talking to them in person is better than tweeting or sending an e-mail.
WHY do I need to contact the weather channel at all, you ask?
Just take a look out the window!
Yeah, yeah... I know it's sunny out there. And I know that seeing the sun is nice, too. I know all that stuff. I'm a cat. We cats are experts in sunshine and sunpuddles and the like.
For mousin' out loud, Peepers, stop asking silly questions and saying stupid things. Go stick your head out a window or a door or something, and you'll understand my problem, for sure.
Good, you're back. NOW do you see what I mean?
Oh for the love of mouses. MY PROBLEM IS, when a kitty looks outside and sees the sun shining like that on the first day of spring...
'Cause that's what today is, you know. It's the first day of spring.
... A kitty is bound to think it's all nice and toasty warm outside. But it's not toasty warm out there at all, Peepers. It's cold enough that a cat could catch a chill, if said cat were to sit on a rock or something, on his bare bum.
And NO ONE wants kitties to catch chills.
Remember, Peepers? Remember that time when Rushy caught a chill, and...
Exactly. If you think it's bad when a lactose intolerant kitty gets his paws on some cream, that's NOTHIN' compared to a kitty catchin' a chill.
My gosh, we even had to retire a couple litter boxes after that.
But let's get back to my question, shall we?
Peepers, do you happen to have the phone number for the weather channel NOW?
And FYI, if you don't have the number on paw, I can wait right here for you to go and get it. I'll even give you a minute. Just ONE minute, mind you, but still, a minute. Consider it a gift.