Turn it off.
TURN IT OFF.
TURN. IT. OFF.
For the love of mouses, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THE HEAT OFF?
Way back when, sometime in June I believe, SOMEBODY decided to turn the heat way, WAY up.
Hmph, that somebody was Probably a PeeP.
And you know what?
THEY NEVER THOUGHT TO TURN IT BACK DOWN.
So now it's August, and the heat is WAY hotter than any heat should ever be.
Do peeps not know we cats can't deal with this kinda heat?
Well, it's not so much that we can't deal with it, as we don't wanna. I mean, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND would wanna deal with this kinda heat?
What's more, they're laughin' at us.
The peeps, I mean. The peeps are laughin' at us cats.
OH YEAH, that's right, they're LAUGHIN'.
Why just the other day, I was lyin' on the family room floor, and I SWEAR I heard Peep #1 laughin' at me on account of the heat.
It's true! She said something 'bout my lookin' like I was doin' a hula dance as I was lyin' there on my back with my front legs stretched to one side.
I was simply airing out my tum.
And truth be told, I was airin' out my bum, too.
You know, Peep #1 wouldn't appreciate it if I were to go around laughin' at her while she's airin' out her bum.
Okay, so she doesn't actually go 'round airin' out her bum.
Her loss, 'cause in this kinda heat, airing out one's bum helps a lot.
But I bet she wouldn't appreciate it if I were to go around laughin' at her for other reasons.
Okay, so I DO do that but seriously, she is just a peep, whereas I, Seville the Cat, am a cat.
And we cats are super sensitive to stuff like that.
But back to this heat.
It's hot. Too hot. Way, way, WAY too hot, for sure.
DOES NO ONE KNOW I'M A CANADIAN KITTY LIVIN' UP HERE IN CANADA?
Canada is SUPPOSED to be COLD.
I'm tellin' ya, if I ever find the peep who's to blame for all this. The peep who turned the temperature way up...
If I ever...
IF I EVER...
The first thing I'm gonna do is...
Well I don't quite know what I'll do.
It's too hot to think 'bout stuff like that right now.
But I WILL figure it out.
And then I'm gonna laugh at 'em, for sure.
Yup, laugh right at 'em.
Laugh right at 'em while I'm doin' whatever it is I'm gonna do.