Turn it off.
TURN IT OFF.
TURN. IT. OFF.
For the love of mouses, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THE HEAT OFF?
Way back when, sometime in June I believe, SOMEBODY decided to turn the heat way, WAY up.
Hmph, that somebody was Probably a PeeP.
And you know what?
THEY NEVER THOUGHT TO TURN IT BACK DOWN.
So now it's August, and the heat is WAY hotter than any heat should ever be.
Do peeps not know we cats can't deal with this kinda heat?
Well, it's not so much that we can't deal with it, as we don't wanna. I mean, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND would wanna deal with this kinda heat?
What's more, they're laughin' at us.
The peeps, I mean. The peeps are laughin' at us cats.
OH YEAH, that's right, they're LAUGHIN'.
Why just the other day, I was lyin' on the family room floor, and I SWEAR I heard Peep #1 laughin' at me on account of the heat.
It's true! She said something 'bout my lookin' like I was doin' a hula dance as I was lyin' there on my back with my front legs stretched to one side.
I was simply airing out my tum.
And truth be told, I was airin' out my bum, too.
You know, Peep #1 wouldn't appreciate it if I were to go around laughin' at her while she's airin' out her bum.
Okay, so she doesn't actually go 'round airin' out her bum.
Her loss, 'cause in this kinda heat, airing out one's bum helps a lot.
But I bet she wouldn't appreciate it if I were to go around laughin' at her for other reasons.
Okay, so I DO do that but seriously, she is just a peep, whereas I, Seville the Cat, am a cat.
And we cats are super sensitive to stuff like that.
But back to this heat.
It's hot. Too hot. Way, way, WAY too hot, for sure.
DOES NO ONE KNOW I'M A CANADIAN KITTY LIVIN' UP HERE IN CANADA?
Canada is SUPPOSED to be COLD.
I'm tellin' ya, if I ever find the peep who's to blame for all this. The peep who turned the temperature way up...
If I ever...
IF I EVER...
The first thing I'm gonna do is...
Well I don't quite know what I'll do.
It's too hot to think 'bout stuff like that right now.
But I WILL figure it out.
And then I'm gonna laugh at 'em, for sure.
Yup, laugh right at 'em.
Laugh right at 'em while I'm doin' whatever it is I'm gonna do.
Hot isn't fun and it's been stupid hot here!ReplyDelete
I agree with you Seville. We should be around 65F not 85F! Today has been cooler and overcast though but the hots will be back in a few days.ReplyDelete
I LUV da hots.ReplyDelete
Yep! Its hotter than hades here too! Right now I'd love for some rain!ReplyDelete
And a cool breeze.
What about what comes out butts!
It's hot here too - but then, we are kind of used to it. Although it's definitely hotter than usual.ReplyDelete
Hot, hot, hot and we hate it! It should be in the 80’s at the most in North America, but it is in the 100’s. Let us know how we can help punish whoever is responsible for this catastrophe of a heat wave. I am not happy and neither is my mommy.! Luvz, PatzyReplyDelete
Yup that heat has been so bad we going to have aircon installed. Added bonus is nobody (aka Mrs H) around here will need to show off any tum or bum when that happens, MOLReplyDelete
Not only do we have the hots, we also have the humids. Where is Autumn? It can't get here fast enough.ReplyDelete
We've been hunting for the OFF button for months too Seville and I think whoever hid it did a GREAT job because it's hideously hot everywhere. Mouses!ReplyDelete
Oh, dear. You too? Minnesota is also supposed to be cold and we "have another heat wave coming". Like we need the hots like you do. Not. Luckily Mommy has the a/c thingy going full blast. Can't wait for fall!ReplyDelete
dood....we heer ya....we haz knot kneaded ta get coalz for de grill in weekz...we jsut tozz de fish on de side walk N presto....they bee fried ~~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥ReplyDelete
Great plan Seville! We is just getting the hots, it's only been two days and thank Cod for the cool air that blows in the house 'cuz our sunny room is WAY too hot for us kitties.ReplyDelete
That's a real bummer that it's hot where you are, too, Severs, 'cause I was planning on running away to your house to find cool-ness. Here in O-R-E gon the grass is furr-ying, the flowers are wilting and doggie and I have been dropping tufts a fur like its going out of style! If you find that peep that's responsible for the heat, then all us pussycats will have a bone to pick with him or her, fur sure!ReplyDelete
Good idea to cool off your bum :)It has been way too hot. XOReplyDelete
No Human should effur be allowed to laugh at a kitty. It's furry disprespectful.ReplyDelete
And hurtful too!
You need to find a way to teach them a lesson, Seville.
We are blowing cool air your way...can you feel it?ReplyDelete
Have a wonderful Sunday...
Noodle and crew
MOUSES! We hear ya, Sivvers. This heat is horrid, and we're fairly certain that is some peep's fault!ReplyDelete
Hey Seville, Rondo here! You can air out your tum AND your bum too? Wow! We've never tried it. Whiskers and Mousie do that in the confines of the bedroom but I sneaked a peak through the cat flap to the bedroom. Any chance the Peep got a picture of you doin' the airing?ReplyDelete