Another year, another Valentine's Day.
Another Valentine's Day spent without a Valentine.
WOE IS ME.
On the other paw, judgin' by some of the stuff I see on television and read on the Internet, not havin' a ladycat to be my Valentine might actually be a good thing.
I mean, without a Valentine, I have no ladycats constantly naggin' at me, wantin' me to do this, and wantin' me to do that. Wantin' me to take 'em here and there and everywhere. And COMPLAININ' if I don't.
Although truth be told, Mason is quite the nag. But Mason is just my sister, so she doesn't count.
At least not in the department of ladycats.
Actually, Mason's not so much a nag as she is a no good for nothin', judgemental...
Hmmm... Perhaps I had best not complete that sentence. After all, this here is a family-friendly blog.
Plus, I really don't wanna get into the details 'bout WHAT Mason was last bein' judgemental, for fear that it might paint me in a... Um... In a not quite so pristine light.
But for the record, I did not do it. No sirree. It was someone else. Someone other than me.
I wonder if Peep #1 could be my Valentine. Different kinda Valentine, for sure. After all, she's not a ladycat, and to be the Valentine of a gorgeous marmalade mancat such as myself, bein' a ladycat is a necessity.
And the peep...
Well the peep is just a peep.
It's really not the same thing.
And anyway, as a Valentine, Peep #1 is a TOTAL FAILURE, for sure. I mean, not even once has she ever given me a box of chocolates. Although technically, that's a good thing, 'cause chocolates can make a kitty very, very sick. Or worse. MOUSES!
But the least she could do would be to buy me a box of treats.
That is if she wanted to be my Valentine.
She could also think 'bout givin' me some flowers.
Well not so much flowers, as nip.
Yeah, if the peep were to be my Valentine, she would need to buy me a great big bouquet of catnip. It wouldn't need to be of the long-stemmed variety. In fact, when it comes to the nip, stems are the trashy bits of the plant. A nip connoisseur such as myself wants nip that's all buds and leaves, if you know what I mean, and none of the trash.
The fact remains...
The peep is just a peep.
Hmmm.... It seems to me that I, Seville the Cat, am destined to once again spend Valentine's Day all alone. All by myself. All by my lonesome. Just me.
Another Valentine's Day all on my own.
Another Valentine's Day with no one but...
(From the family room, Mason's voice can be heard.)
Andy! Give me back my nip mouse. Rushton! Stop sniffing at my tail. Andy! Those are MY treats. Go get your own. Rushton! I was about to curl up in that box. Get out of it right now. Andy!...
On the other paw, a Valentine's Day without a Valentine is definitely THE BEST kinda Valentine's Day for me.
Remember what I said 'bout those ladycats?
Awww, you know you love your furpal siblings and what a better way to spend Valentine's Day than with your Family. My feline friends are ALL my Valentines. Hugs and Purrs to you and your family from Us at Serenity!!!!!!ReplyDelete
They are? Did you all celebrate with bouquets of the nip? purrsDelete
Oh, Seville, we bet you have some ladycat fans here and there. Maybe they are complaining about the same thing - another Valentine's Day spent without a Valentine... or maybe they are complaining about the other stuff, what do we know? Quint sees his Mom as his Valentine today because she's sat with him when he wasn't feeling well all weekend and because she lets him drape across her when she's trying to read (key word there being "trying"). Happy Valentine's Day, Seville, because we know you have a secret Valentine.ReplyDelete
I sure do hope Quint is feelin' better. You give him a big hug for me, okay? purrsDelete
Cats don't need valentines, Seville. We're fabulous on our own. Happy Valentine's Day!ReplyDelete
How true. We ARE fabulous, aren't we. Not a question. Statement of fact. purrsDelete
I would think there would be a whole line of lady cats wanting to be your Valentine.Like you said though, it could be a pain. I do hope you get some nip though. Happy Valentine's Day to you and your whole family. XOReplyDelete
Yeah, judgin' by my sisters, they really could. MOUSES!Delete
Tee hee! We hope you had a most wonderful Valentine's Day, Sivvers!ReplyDelete
It was actually pretty good. After comin' to terms with the fact that I had no Valentine, I got nipped. MOUSES!Delete
Happy Valentine's Day! You're smart to forget about getting a Valentine. Ladycats are nothing but trouble. Plus they expect you to buy them chocolates and nip. I'm a bachelor mancat and proud of it. Your friend, Jake.ReplyDelete
Jake, you and I need to hang out together in our mancat caves sometime. purrsDelete
I think Valentine's Day should maybe be left up to the humans - we cats don't need it!ReplyDelete
True. We cats don't really need a day made for remindin' folks 'bout our PURRfection. Folks already know. purrsDelete
Aww, Seville, if I'd known you had wanted a card I'd have got That Miss anonymouse to have sent you one, in and envelope too with sprinkling of fine nip and cheese powder. An anonymouse one would be great for the gent about town that doesn't want the hassle, as well there would be no commitment and not having to share the box or go shopping. MOLReplyDelete
Toodle pips and post Valentine's Day purrs
Actually... Actually Mr or Miss Anonymouse sent a couple of notes overnight but neither of them were Valentines. MOUSES!Delete
Well, I hope your Valentine Day was enjoyable pal.ReplyDelete
It turned out just fine. I got nipped. purrsDelete
Seville your one handsome puss. Be my Valentine.x💜💖😻🐾🐾ReplyDelete
Christine, you're makin' me blush. PURRSDelete
dood....best ta ree mane a bacherlorz de hole yeer thru....if ya had a date... then next thing ya noe... her wood bee moovin in.... then yur toyz wood hafta bee shared, yur treetz , N deer cod...de NIP TWO !!!!!!!!!! MOUZEZ !!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ReplyDelete
Movin' in? Stealin' my treats? Well THAT won't do. MOUSES!Delete
Seville, sometimes, a cat doesn't know when he's already got it MADE IN THE SHADE! Angel would be happy to be your Valentine, since she'll simply ignore you...or hiss at you...depending on her mood.ReplyDelete
Hmmm... Actually... Actually, that sounds like the PURRfect date for me! purrsDelete
We're late for valentine's day, but if we weren't we'd ask you to be ours.ReplyDelete
How 'bout for NEXT year? purrsDelete
Seville, we prefer playing the field. We don’t wanna tie ourselves down to one particular lady cat. It’s better that way. Trust us. ~Wally & ErnieReplyDelete
You have a VERY GOOD POINT there, for sure. purrsDelete
Happy (Belated) Valentines Seville and family! You know, I am not sure I want a lady cat gurrl furrend...Nellie tells me that its way better to have a zillion that be stuck with one!ReplyDelete
Nellie sure did have a lot of mancat friends. She was VERY POPULAR with the boys, for sure. Such a beauty. purrsDelete
OMC Seville, if I had known earlier, you could have been My Valentine...that is if you want me <3 How about next year ;) Hope you had a wonderful day anyway. Heart shaped Pawkisses especially for you <3 <3 <3ReplyDelete
Of COURSE I would want to be your Valentine! Next year? IT'S A DATE!!! purrsDelete
Happy belated Valentines Day!ReplyDelete
Have a wonderful weekend...
Noodle and crew
Thanks so much! And you have a good long weekend, too. purrsDelete
Hmmm ... Seville? I remember at least three circumstances where Mason saved that cute behind of yours. Just sayin'.ReplyDelete
You do? I can't remember even one. MOUSES!Delete
Seville, Valentine's Day celebrates friendship too, and we're glad to call you friend : Happy (belated) Valentine's Day ! PurrsReplyDelete
And I am proud to call YOU my friend, too. PURRSDelete
Yeah, sometimes it's best just to remain unattached.ReplyDelete
Yeah, less expensive that way. No anniversary gifts to buy and stuff. MOUSES!Delete
Yeah, I'm beyond all that at this point. I'm perfectly happy in my space here by myself and these two often-annoying people.ReplyDelete
You have a couple of annoyin' peeps, too? It's an epidemic, for sure. purrsDelete
Just a smiling visitor here to share the love (:, btw greatReplyDelete