Hi there Peepers. It's me. Me. Me, Seville the Cat.
Well OF COURSE I had to point out that it was me. You know, me. Me! Me, as in me, Seville the Cat. Your not realizin' that it was me when I was callin' out to you, is THE ONLY REASON I CAN FATHOM for your not snappin' to attention when I called out to you in the first place.
Sorry, I thought you were driftin' off there for a second.
Because you weren't anxiously anticipatin' what I was gonna say.
Well your lack of anxious anticipation was pretty darn obvious to me!
Look Peepers, when I'm about to tell you somethin', I kinda expect you to be sittin' on the edge of your seat, anxiously anticipatin' whatever it is I'm about to say. And when I say sittin' on the edge of your seat, I mean LITERALLY SITTIN' ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT. Right on the edge, as if you're about to fall off.
Because, Peepers, it's about respect, you see. It's about showin' me, SEVILLE THE CAT, the respect I deserve.
Do I REALLY need to remind you?
Peepers, you needn't think I'm lettin' you off the hook for the other night. You needn't think that, at all.
Yes you do.
OH YES YOU DO.
Peepers, you know exactly what you did the other night. You know, how you disrespected me, and all? You know ALL about it, for sure. You TOTALLY disrespected me. Me, Seville the Cat! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID; AND I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW IT; AND YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW...
Well you clipped my claws, that`s what!
And to add insult to injury, before you committed said atrocity, you didn't even ask for permission, or anythin'.
You just grabbed hold of me and started clippin'.
Now where was I?
If you remember, I was TRYIN' to get your attention.
Peepers, you have really got to learn to listen.
What? What's that? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
Well to tell you the truth, there actually wasn't ANYTHIN' important I was wantin' to tell you. I just wanted to see if you were payin' attention, is all.
Think of as a little quiz. A test, so to speak.
FYI: A test you happened to fail.
But don't worry, Peepers, we'll be havin' a make-up test tomorrow.