Sunday, 21 January 2018

it's me, Seville the cat.

Oh Peepers...

OH PEEPERS...

PEEPERS!

Hi there Peepers.  It's me.  Me.  Me, Seville the Cat.

MOUSES!

Well OF COURSE I had to point out that it was me.  You know, me.  Me!  Me, as in me, Seville the Cat.  Your not realizin' that it was me when I was callin' out to you, is THE ONLY REASON I CAN FATHOM for your not snappin' to attention when I called out to you in the first place.

MOUSES!

So anyway...

PEEPERS!

Sorry, I thought you were driftin' off there for a second.

Because...

Because you weren't anxiously anticipatin' what I was gonna say.

Well your lack of anxious anticipation was pretty darn obvious to me!

Look Peepers, when I'm about to tell you somethin', I kinda expect you to be sittin' on the edge of your seat, anxiously anticipatin' whatever it is I'm about to say.  And when I say sittin' on the edge of your seat, I mean LITERALLY SITTIN' ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT.  Right on the edge, as if you're about to fall off.

Because!

Because, Peepers, it's about respect, you see.  It's about showin' me, SEVILLE THE CAT, the respect I deserve.

Do I REALLY need to remind you?

Peepers, you needn't think I'm lettin' you off the hook for the other night.  You needn't think that, at all.

MOUSES!

You know.

Yes you do.

OH YES YOU DO.

Peepers, you know exactly what you did the other night.  You know, how you disrespected me, and all?  You know ALL about it, for sure.  You TOTALLY disrespected me.  Me, Seville the Cat!  YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID; AND I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW IT; AND YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW...

Never mind.

MOUSES!

Well you clipped my claws, that`s what!

And to add insult to injury, before you committed said atrocity, you didn't even ask for permission, or anythin'.

You just grabbed hold of me and started clippin'.

MOUSES!

Now where was I?

Oh yeah.

If you remember, I was TRYIN' to get your attention.

So Peepers...

PEEPERS!

Peepers, you have really got to learn to listen.

What?  What's that?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?

Oh.

That.

Well...

Well to tell you the truth, there actually wasn't ANYTHIN' important I was wantin' to tell you.  I just wanted to see if you were payin' attention, is all.

Think of as a little quiz.  A test, so to speak.

FYI:  A test you happened to fail.

But don't worry, Peepers, we'll be havin' a make-up test tomorrow.

MOUSES!


34 comments:

  1. Oh MY! I hate quizzes! May I pass if you happen to want us to take one?

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    1. Of course! My quizzes are just for peeps. purrs

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    2. I never disrespect you honest Meows

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    3. Hearin' that makes my heart purr. PURRS.

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  2. Well! You would think she would at least have asked you first before clipping your claws.

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    1. I know! Peeps can be so rude that way. ESPECIALLY peeps like mine. purrs

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  3. I got lucky, my Mom was busy clipping coupons so my claws got a pass!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Oohhh... I have GOT to get me some coupons. MOUSES!

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  4. I'm always paying attention to you Seville!

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    1. I know! I KNOW! Horror of all horrors, for sure. MOUSES!

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  6. MOL! I get the feeling your human won't be doing any better at the make-up test.

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    1. And I get the feelin' that you are absolutely right. MOUSES!

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  7. Just grabbed you and clipped!!! Atrocious!!
    Staring down at own claws...I think maybe I better keep mine retracted the next time I swat at mom...
    Seville, thanks for giving me the lowdown on Peeps and clips!
    Purrs
    Marv

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    1. Yeah, when you see 'em comin' with the clippers... RUN!!! purrs

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  8. Well I hope the peep does better on the make-up test... on that subject is that lipstick and such like? Over here they have 're-sit' exams, which I guess is when they fidget in the original MOL
    Toodle pips and purrs
    Erin

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    1. Nope, no lipstick involved. And that's a good thing 'cause GOODNESS KNOWS what she'd do with that. I mean, she's already givin' me manicures. Can you imagine a complete makeover? MOUSES!

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  9. OMCowKittiness...that was very radical, Seville...I have a slight idea what they can expect now...MOL :D Pawkisses for a Happy Day :) <3 Btw you're looking very handsome today...and always ;)

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  10. If your peeps asked permission, would you EVER give it? Nope, didn't think so!

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    1. Of course not. That's kinda the whole point, my pals. Kinda the whole point, for sure. purrs

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  11. Seville, it’s widely known that humans lack the expected listening skills required to cater to our needs. But my human, the Lady Cat, keeps promising she’ll keep trying to do better.
    About the claw clipping, that was very sneaky and you should demand an apology or at least, extra treats!

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    1. Extra treats, you say? Hmmm... I wonder if I could score a new nipmouse, too! PURRS.

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  12. Quizzes oh my peeps will flunk fur shur. 😉 Concatulations on getting yur cat grass. Now if mai mom would follow suit dat would be most respectful ya think? 😻😻😻

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    1. You heard 'bout our cat grass? I'm super excited. Santa brought us a package of cat grass seeds for Christmas which was like a month ago. The peep, bein' a peep, only planted 'em up, today. I wonder how long it will be before I can start munchin'. PURRS.

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  13. Did she clip all your nails at once, Seville?! EEK! My human sneaks a clip in or two when I'm lounging on the table, mostly asleep. She doesn't ask permission either. I think humans need to go to a 'Respect Your Cat 101' course. Tee hee hee. Purrs!

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    1. That she did. Clip all my claws all at once, I mean. Can you believe it? When she does Mason's claws, she usually gets just one claw done a day. That's all Mason will allow, you see. Of course, what it means is that by the time the last claw is clipped, it's time to start all over again. MOUSES!

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  14. I wonder what is on the makeup test? Is there a study guide? Peeps need those :)

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    1. Peeps need to pay attention, too. That is where my peep always fails, for sure. MOUSES!

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  15. Humans ... always falling asleep on the job and then mocking us for how much WE sleep!

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    1. Seriously. And when WE sleep, we get cuter and cuter (thus the name, "beauty sleep"), but when the peeps sleep, they just.. Well.. Sleep. MOUSES!

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  16. We're lucky she never clips our claws ! Poor you ! Purrs

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I love hearin' from my pals. I really, REALLY do. PURRS.