Wednesday, 3 May 2017

they've GOT to be kiddin'

They've got to be kiddin'.

There's NO WAY this can be true.

This has gotta be FAKE news, for sure. MOUSES!

Uh-huh.  Yeah.  Uh...  Ummm...  Eh?

Well I'll be...

MOUSES!

Accordin' to all my many sources, this comin' Saturday is...

Wait for it...

World Naked Gardenin' Day.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

MOUSES!

I'm tellin' ya, as if peeps don't get into enough trouble already, now they have a World Naked Gardenin' Day.  A day for gardenin', naked?  A day for gettin' naked, and gardenin'?  A DAY FOR...

MOUSES!

What WILL they think of next.

Or maybe...  Maybe the problem is, they're not actually thinkin' at all.

Typical peep behaviour, for sure.  MOUSES!

You know, once, way back when, I accidentally walked into the bathroom when a peep was steppin' into the shower and let me tell you, my friends...

...THERE ARE SOME THINGS A KITTY CAN NEVER UNSEE.

It's 'cause of stuff like this that bathroom doors have locks.  And believe-you-me, locks on bathrooms doors are meant to be used, for sure.

It's bad enough that a kitty has to be careful when walkin' into a bathroom, but now a kitty has to watch out for naked peeps out in the garden, too?

When will the craziness end?  MOUSES!

And I have a question.  Will all those naked peeps runnin' around neighbourhood gardens in all their nakedness, remember to wear their sunscreen. 'Cause seriously, my friends, if not, they could be gettin' sunburns in places where normally, the sun just isn't supposed to shine.

And how 'bout straw hats?  Are they allowed to wear those?  You know, to protect themselves from gettin' wrinkles on their faces and stuff, although truth be told, there isn't a straw hat big enough to protect 'em from gettin' wrinkles...  You know...  Elsewhere. MOUSES!

Hehehehehee...

I just thought of somethin'.  If the first Saturday of May is World Naked Gardening Day, is the first Sunday in May, World Poison Ivy Treatment Day?  'Cause I'm thinkin' there will be more than a few peeps in need of a full body treatment, for sure.

And what about poison oak?

AND THEN THERE ARE NETTLES.

You know, once, way back when, before I was even born, Peep #1 ran through a patch of raspberry canes with her shorts on.

Yeah, stupid, I know.  But what do you expect from a peep?

But my point is, at least she was wearin' SOMETHIN'.  Imagine runnin' through a patch of raspberry canes with nothin' on at all?

MOUSES!

And what if a bird flyin' overhead decides to... You know...  Do what birds so often do?  The peeps won't have any protection at all.

And what if it rains?  Are umbrellas allowed?  Of course, gardenin' while holdin' an umbrella is not the easiest of things to do in the first place.  I would imagine that naked gardenin' while holdin' an umbrella is even harder to do.

I just thought of somethin'.

WILL THERE BE NAKED GARDENING TOURS?

And I thought squirrels were crazy.  Clearly, the peeps have out-squirrelled the squirrelliness of the squirrelliest of squirrels, for sure.

MOUSES!

Makes a kitty wonder why all the peeps in the world haven't all been locked up by now.  You know, for their own good.  To protect 'em from themselves and stuff.  Stuff like sunburns and poison ivy and poison oak.

BUT OH NO...  Peeps have got to be a allowed to be peeps, and lettin' them loose on the world is all part of their bein'...  You know...  PEEPS.

It's like peeps think they are cats or somethin'.  Just 'cause a cat can walk around in the garden wearin' nothin' but his natural furs, doesn't mean peeps can do so, too.  I mean, a cat can look at a queen.  Peeps stare too hard at the Queen and they might be gettin' a visit from the Royal Guard. MOUSES!

But back to this naked gardenin' business at paw.

Listen up all you peeps out there. DON'T YOU COME CRYIN' TO ME ON SUNDAY WHEN YOU'RE COVERED IN POISON OAK AND HAVE A SUNBURN IN PLACES WHERE THE SUN SIMPLY ISN'T SUPPOSED TO SHINE.  MOUSES!

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And in other news...

Reports are comin' in from all four corners of the world.  Cats have been buying RECORD NUMBERS of flashy boxes, smart phones and other recording devices, preparing to take pictures of sunburned, poison ivy stricken peeps.

MOUSES!


36 comments:

  1. dood.....sud den lee.....we haza vizshuz nite mare kinda fotoz in R mindz eye ....werst than a nite mare in broad day lite kinda nite mare..... when therz burd bye de thouzandz on de lawenz ~~

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    1. Yeah, can you imagine the selfies peeps will be postin' on Sunday? MOUSES!

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  2. Oh my! We would lock Grammy up if we thought she might be inclined but since we are directly in sight lines of the local police station we know we're safe from her over-exposure! Grammy has great respect for them and wouldn't want to have a major catastrophe on her conscience!

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    1. You sure? What if the police are gardenin' nakedly too? I mean, remember that guy from the RCMP who was walkin' around the office naked? MOUSES!

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  3. We tend to agree with Trout Towne. Yes, what they said. *geez*

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    1. Yup, a lot of cats will be sayin' "geez," for sure. MOUSES!

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  4. Squirrels are looking pretty sane right now Sevvy....we all need to cover our eyes and take a good long nap on Saturday!

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    1. They sure are! Who would have thunk it? Squirrels turnin' out to be the sane ones. MOUSES!

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  5. Well, I for one am very relieved that my human does not garden.

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    1. You're SUPER LUCKY 'bout that, for sure. purrs

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  6. Oh Mousies for sure - what a sight to behold - an entire neighborhood gardening in the "all together." I think it's time for me to get a pair of blinders!!!!!

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    1. Can you imagine the sight at a 'COMMUNITY' garden? MOUSES!

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  7. Oh my CAT can you imagine!?!?!?!?!! * chokes of catnip beer *

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    1. There are gonna be a lot of cats imbibing in the nip that day, for sure. MOUSES!

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  8. I can assure you I will not be participating in naked anything day :)

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    1. Are the kitties at your house relieved? purrs

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  9. Oh heck! This is a disaster just waiting to happen. What about all those bee keepers, or folks with poultry! And there won't be anywhere for them to keep their mobile phones either. Mouses!
    Purrs, ERin

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    1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where WILL those peeps keep their phones? Now THAT is a good question, for sure. purrs

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  10. Dang, I guess that's just the plain old naked truth!

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  11. MOUSES! Maybe all the peeps thinking about participating in Naked Garden Day should consider having an INDOOR garden. Just saying.

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  12. Oh no! We have decided we will sit on the mom bean and not allow her out of bed in the morning. Wait, that won't work cuz she has to get up and feed us. Hmm....more planning will be necessary.

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    1. Send her back to bed right afterwards. purrs

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  13. Seville dude, we saw that too... like OMC we banned the P.A. and dad from going outside at all until this day is offur! MOL

    Have a great weekend

    Bestest purrs

    Basil & CO xox

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    1. Yup, peeps need to be grounded and under house arrest that day, for sure. MOUSES!

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  14. Oh for the love! NONONONONONONONONONO. If my Momma even so much as walks TOWARD the front door in a state of undress, I'll have my bags packed by the time she gets to the door. It took FOREVER to institute the mandatory pants law around here and I don't know that I can go through THAT again! Why don't they have a "don't clip your cat's claws day?" Just sayin! ~Bear Cat
    ps-My Momma says thank you for linking up to the showcase!

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    1. Mandatory Pants Day, huh? Now THAT must have a good backstory, for sure. MOUSES!

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  15. Oh lord indeed. The only thing we want to see flapping free in the outdoors is birds and butterflies. These peeps are just out of control...Purrs from the Zee/Zoey gang

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    1. Peeps are almost ALWAYS out of control. And they think WE'RE the ones needin' to be put on a leash. MOUSES!

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  16. aiiieee!! I gotta slap my paws over my eyes so I don't have to see any of this! Shocking, simply shocking.

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    1. Shockin' isn't the half of it. TERRIFYIN' is more like it. MOUSES!

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  17. It was way too cold here for any naked gardening! I'm glad that we were able to skip out on those sights ;)

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    1. I guess livin' up north does have its good points, for sure. purrs

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  18. OMC! Is World Naked Gardening Day really a thing?!? Now I know why I don't garden.

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    1. It is. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Luckily for me, that 'thing' didn't happen 'round here. purrs

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