You have mail.
Oohhh... an e-mail for me. SWEET.
MOUSES!
Well at least I'm assumin' it's for me. Looks like it's from some guy named Subrat Dey. Only thing is, I don't know any guy goin' by the name of Subrat. I once knew a guy with the name of Belowdog Night, but he turned out to be nothin' but a weasel.
MOUSES!
But all that aside, let's take a look at this letter. "Dear Customer...."
Well that's a bit presumptuous, I should think. Since I've never heard of Subrat Dey before, I'M PRETTY SURE I'm not a customer of his. And if I were, you'd think he'd know my actual name and not use a generic label like "customer." Is he assumin' I'll BE his customer after readin' his letter? Is he assumin' his letter is that good? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S SELLIN'!
MOUSES!
But back to the letter at paw.
"Dear Customer, we are offering 2 hours of free Virtual Assistance Services like Data Entry, Email Marketing, blog writing..."
Blog writing.
WHAT THE MOUSES?
WHAT THE MOUSIE MOUSIN' MOUSED-UP MOUSES?
WHAT THE....
Awww....
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APPARENTLY, this guy doesn't know that I, Seville the Cat, WRITE ALL MY OWN STUFF.
You'd think if I actually were a customer of his, that's somethin' he would already know.
MOUSES!
Imagine the nerve of someone sendin' me, Seville the Cat - WORLD-WIDE BLOGGIN' KITTY EXTRAORDINAIRE - an email suggestin' some stupid VIRTUAL ASSISTANT TEAM is capable of writin' MY blogs for ME.
Like I said before: I WRITE ALL MY OWN STUFF.
MOUSES!
"If interested please respond to my email so that I can send you..."
Oh, I'll respond to your e-mail, all right. I'll respond to it, lickety split! I've got a mind to give you a piece of my mind, for sure.
Or on the other paw...
Maybe I'll just take a nap. I could surely go for a nap 'round 'bout now.
Or maybe a snack!
OR I KNOW... BOTH.
'Cause if I am gonna respond to this guy's e-mail, I need to be well-rested and have my tummy full. 'Cause let me tell you somethin', my friends: a tired, hungry kitty can get kinda cranky when dealin' with these kinda unsolicited solicitin' peeps. And if I'm tired and hungry, I might end up goin' a little overboard when CATsplainin' the way of the world to this guy. And it seems to me, I'm gonna have an awful lotta catsplainin' to do.
I don't think.
'Cause that might be mean.
MOUSES!
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