Hey ho, Sivvers the Cat here, reportin' from
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That's right, my dear pals. That's right! The snowfall I reported on the other day, melted and disappeared; but pretty much as soon as it was all gone, it went and snowed all over again.
There's a whole whack of the white stuff all over the ground.
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And just what is a kitty to do when it's below freezin' outside and the ground is covered in snow?
Well...
Well surf the net, of course. What else?
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And whilst surfin' that net, I found me some breakin' news.
Okay, so it was actually breaking 'bout a week ago; but if it's new to me and you, it can still be considered as news.
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So anyway...
So anyway, APPARENTLY, there's a shoe thief on the loose in Japan.
It's true!
Yup, accordin' to multiple news reports from various news agencies, there was a shoe thief on the loose in Japan. Shoes belongin' to kindergarten students were bein' stolen left, right, and centre.
Police were called in.
Security cameras were installed.
Surely the culprit was BOUND to be found.
Well...
Well, the culprit was caught on camera, all right.
And said culprit turned out to be a...
Wait for it...
Weasel.
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There on the security footage, for EVERYONE to see, was a furry little weasel with a shoe hangin' outta its mouth.
"It's great it turned out not to be a human being," Deputy Police Chief Hiroaki Inada told The Associated Press Sunday. Teachers and parents had feared it could be a disturbed person with a shoe fetish."
Hmmm...
But a disturbed WEASEL with a shoe fetish is okay?
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And as I previously mentioned, said weasel is STILL on the run.
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But have no fear, my dear friends. Have no fear. This kinda stuff is never gonna happen 'round here.
'Cause you see...
'Cause you see, those of you who are familiar with my blog, already know that most weasels in Canada belong to the well-known criminal organization known as The Weasel Syndicate. They don't go around stealin' peeps' shoes. A stolen shoe here and there is small potatoes compared to the criminal activity weasels get up to in this country.
But just to be safe...
Just to be safe, if you happen to come across a weaselly-lookin' character sellin' kids' shoes on a street corner...
Make sure they're selling 'em in pairs.
'Cause what's a kitty gonna do with only one shoe?
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