Are you gonna put up with that, Saffron? Are you gonna put up with that crap?
You ARE?
MOUSES!
By gosh and by golly, I, Seville the Cat, would not be puttin' up with that. Bad enough I've had to put up with those two good-for-nothin' peeps I call my own, for the past four hundred and thirty million, twelve thousand, eight hundred cat seconds. I'm certainly not gonna be puttin' up with anythin' more!
MOUSES!
Are you SURE you're gonna put up with that, Saffron? Are you SURE? You're not just bein' extra sweet and nice, hopin' that if you are, you'll get more treats?
You DID? You did get more treats? REALLY?
MOUSES!
So you're sayin'...
So you're sayin'...
So you're sayin' that if you sit quietly on the veranda chair while watchin' that neighbourhood cat eat all your fuds, not makin' a fuss at all...
THEN PEEPERS WILL COME OUT AFTERWARD AND GIVE YOU MORE FUDS? PLUS MORE TREATS?
WHY THE MOUSES DID I NOT KNOW 'BOUT THIS BEFORE?
MOUSES!
So that's what happened, huh? Because that neighbourhood lad ate all your fuds... And you were so good about it, lettin' him eat all your fuds and all... And because Peepers KNEW you were so good about his eatin' all your fuds...
Because of all that...
Because of all that, YOU GOT MORE FUDS? AND MORE TREATS, TOO?
MOUSES!
I've been doin' this all wrong, all these years.
And why do you think this neighbourhood cat is eatin' your fuds, Saffy? You don't think he's starvin', do you? He doesn't look like a starvin' boy. He LOOKS like he hasn't missed many meals. He...
What's that? What's that, Saffron? What's that you're sayin', now?
You're sayin' he has a big appetite on account of his bein' orange? Orange cats will eat whether they're actually hungry or not, you say? You say it's a well-known fact orange cats have the ability to eat their weight in treats? Orange cats have a tendency to be on the plus side, you say? You say orange cats...
HEY...
WAIT A MINUTE THERE, SAFFY SAFFRON SAFFERS...
I, SEVILLE THE CAT, AM ORANGE.
And I'll have you know, I am NOT fat.
I'm big-boned.
MOUSES!
Remember to mask up, too.
